𝐈 𝐉𝐎𝐋𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐄, having a mini heart attack on my bed as my phone alarm goes off at max volume
sluggishly, but quickly turning around, I get a hold of my phone and smash any button I could tap, just desperately wanting the blaring noise to go away.
It ceases, and I let out a prolonged groan, letting my phone flop on my bed as I go limp.
-"Why in the necrophilia have I not turned off all my alarms... I can literally sleep in for the next month..." I whisper in despair, closing my eyes.
AND that annoyed alarm sound, why haven't I changed it yet? Laziness. Smh.
I shouldn't have stayed up till 4 on c.ai... Curse my sleep deprived brain.
Eh, fuck the phone, I'll just go back to sleep.
I dive into the sheets, cracking my spine in the process.
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BEEP BEEP BEE-
"FUCK OFF-"
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I stand in front of the coffee machine, leaning on the counter and waiting for my coffee (or hot chocolate if you prefer) to finish so I can gobble it all down in a second.
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-𝐑𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝, I accidentally hit the snooze button twice more after that, which resulted in me throwing my pillow to my wall and sobbing as my sleepiness fades away.
Thus, I went to my biggest source of entertainment and frustration, ✨ m y P h o n e ✨
I started my almost daily routine, go onto Pinterest, lose interest, get off Pinterest, get bored, go onto Pinterest, repeat till you lose half your brain cells and patience. Well, unless you find a Ghost COD edit and dig a lil TOO deep...
I eventually stopped and got out of bed w rizz, being an actually responsible human being and getting energy into my body?!?1?1!?1?
That's 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝.
So here I am, walking to the couch and turning on the TV for background noise as I tap away on my phone, occasionally sipping my coffee (or hot chocolate) and admiring my special Shrek mug.
Mid-trolling a kid on my phone, 2 words from the TV news catch my attention
-"...Woodsboro Killer..."
Excuse moi? Did I hear that right?
I lift my head, gazing at the TV playing the news and presenting a beautiful red pixelated picture. Oh.
-"...a woman identified as [**] was found hung from a tree next to her house, gutted and brutally murdered. Police are currently searching for the murderer, but are struggling to find leads because of the lack of evidence. Though before this woman's death, it appears that she had been called by the suspected 'killer', although we've been having trouble tracing the call, it is a tactic we've seen last year by a murder by the alias 'Ghostface'..."
➦[If ur too lazy to read that- some woman got murdered by silly Ghostface]
Oh. How convenient. Right when my parents fly off to only god knows where.
"...welp, now I think this is the perfect time to start finding my spare fucks to give"
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OMG HIIIII THANK YOU SO MUCH 4 READING THE PROLOGUE BABES, I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH-
ok I think I can stop screaming now
But still take this my queens, kings and royalty 💕💕‼️❤️❤️💕🥰🎉🎉🛐💗💗💖💟💟😍😍💙💙💕💕👑👑👑👑
