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╰┈➤ ❝ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ, ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ❞
-ⁿᵉᵉᵈˢ // ᵛᵉʳᶻᵃᶜʰᵉ
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Pʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ:
-"bro is she at the window?" the unknown guy's voice says, sounding in disbelief but impressed, a breathy laugh.
-"there's no way..."
-"go check it"
-"no, you check."
-"no, you check it! This is your house!'
I hear Bob groan, and faint footsteps towards me.
I was holding a laugh that could break down the Wall of China, probably turning red.
I forced myself to calm down, taking controlled breaths and when I decided he was close enough, I yanked myself up.
-"NINE ELEVEN!"
-"HOLY FU2K!"
♡
≫𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒, 𝐉𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐀 good 7 steps.
At that, I burst out laughing, slumping over the wall that separated the outside and his room, wheezing. I felt my lungs pleading for air, sliding inside and flopping on my back like a crippled starfish.
I curled up on my side, still laughing.
—"...WHAT" Bobby was genuinely in disbelief, staring at me like I just told him I fucked his dog and had dog-human hybrid babies.
I had no idea what Stu was doing, but I couldn't care less, this was pure gold.
