Off The Record

Chapter 1

Obito POV

The sun sets on the school of konoha where we see two individuals on the roof making out one is a male with short spiky black hair and the other is a female with lavender hair their names are obito and konan and they are also not a couple but to the eye of an average person seeing a man pinning a woman against a wall while holding her up by the under side of her thighs and kissing passionately would make someone think that but they aren't because they practice kissing on each it's completely consensual.

A timer goes off on konan's phone the two separate and a line of saliva is what's left of their practice session they wipe their lips clean and the two have a seat against the wall konan turns off her timer and she starts texting her crush yahiko nows the time to mention that these two have only known each other for a few months yet they have the same interest to have a memorable first kiss with their crushes behind the school at the cherry blossom tree why I say first kiss even though they been smooching on each is they wash their lips with anything that can disinfectant and kill germs because after all a kiss is just germs bumping into each other it's basically a get out of jail free card right?.

Obito: so where are you at with yahiko?

Konan: me and him agreed on going to karaoke tomorrow I have a plan to sing a duet song with him

Obito: cool what song

Konan: it's a song called love story by an American named Tyler Swift it's a big hit in the states so I thought I'd try my luck what about you and rin?

Obito: rin and I love baseball and I got us tickets to a ball game tonight thank God for the weekend I've saved enough from my allowance I even got extra dough for snacks

Konan: sounds promising anyways let's go you head down your flight of stairs and remember to wash your lips

Obito: yeah yeah I know see ya again if shit goes sideways does this even work this practice I mean for you being in the student body this seems pointless

Konan: it's very logical our goals are aligned so we should use each other for practice dates and kissing

Obito chuckles and the two walk towards different flights of stairs they do this because it lowers the risk of them being seen by their crushes together speaking of which obito walks out the school doors and he sees rin waiting for him and at the school gate obito runs up to her she notices and smiles the uchiha hugs his childhood friend she embraces him back after a few seconds they separate.

Obito: hey you ready for tomorrow?

Rin: yes I've been wanting to see this rematch game forever we are gonna win this time

Obito: hell yeah we are gonna win our team is doing much better these days

Rin: yeah by chance did you get kakashi a ticket?

Obito: no I didn't I only had enough for the two of us I'm sorry I didn't know he wanted to go but I'm sure he'll be fine it's no big deal right

Rin: y- yeah right, right he'll be fine let's get going ok

Obito smiles his goof ball smile and the two walk off with obito goes to hold rin's hand just like he practiced with konan but kakashi comes out of nowhere and basically takes rin from him the two walk off and obito curses under his breath.

Konan POV

The lavender haired woman leaves the school through the back of the school which is where her and yahiko usually meet up at and today is no different she sees her orange haired crush leaning up against the wall on his phone he turns his head and sees konan she walks over to the orange haired boy and greets him a big smile gets plastered on his face and yahiko hugs his lavender haired best friend konan blushes and she hugs him back eventually they stop.