Total Drama Oneshots, Drabbles, Drafts, Etc

Unexpected Arrival

Authors Notes:
- I don't remember the full context of this but I think you and Chris got together seeeecretly and then broke up basically right before s3 and it was messy fr
- But you were friends and it showed pretty well
- NSFW jokes but no smut or anything
- Yeah you're a mary-sue, but it's MY total drama fanfiction and I get to do what I want lmao

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"Aren't you forgetting someone?" Courtney interrupted Chris's monologue. Annoyed, he denied that he'd missed anyone. His employees, however, took this moment to wheel the final contestant off the bus, strapped to a hand cart and complete with a tiger mask that would make Hannibal Lector jealous. Chris's eyes narrowed and his whole form seemed to slump when he saw them.

"Y/L/N."

"Mclean."

"Would somebody like to explain to me why they're here?" Chris Mclean directed this question at his employees, obviously sick of making eye contact with the new arrival.

As much as they hated being here, Y/N Y/L/N delighted in their ability to seemingly completely ruin Chris's day without having to lift a finger. Not that they really could, being strapped to the dolly.

"They were on the list, boss," the braver employee began, "we gathered up everyone on the list like you said!"

"Oh, the list. I forgot about the list," Chris pinched the bridge of his nose, "well put them back in the bus. I don't want them here."

"No way!" The second employee spoke up, "we lost two guys grabbing them! And that was AFTER they put the baseball bat down!"

Y/N shrugged as best they could in their current position.

"What can I say? You really need to teach your guys to listen to people's safewords, Chris. Especially if they're going to go around tying people up like this."

"Are you trying to get me fired?"

"You had me kidnapped!"

"OBVIOUSLY I didn't remember you were on the list!"

"Uh, not to interrupt but I feel like we've missed a season or two of whatever the fuck is happening here," Duncan interjects, bringing Chris back to reality as he looks around at the seventeen awkward-looking contestants, who were desperately trying to act as if they were paying attention to anything but the scene in front of them. However, with the complete lack of interesting happenings around them, it wasn't working well.

Chris turned his back on Y/N, straightening his posture once more and running a hand through his hair as he regained his composure and shot finger guns at the group.

Before he could say anything, Owen piped up.

"Oh my god, are you two... DATING?"

Every single contestant gasped. Chef Hatchet looked around at the shocked reactions and quickly feigned his own. It was almost comical. Almost.

Chris and Y/N denied the accusation in unison, which only seemed to annoy them both.

"Owen, you're an idiot," Heather sighed, "this level of animosity wouldn't be in a current relationship. They must be exes!"

Once again, the group gasped. Chris sighed frustratedly and Y/N banged their head against the dolly, letting out an aggravated groan. For a moment, it looked as if Sierra was about to say something, but she was cut off.

"We are not dating, nor have we dated previously," Chris stated matter-of-factly.

"And we aren't dating anytime soon," Y/N added.