Shin, after successfully getting as much material for his inventions as he can get his tiny hands on, turned to his friend, Ruby.
Shin: So you want to get something too?
Ruby: I wouldn't mind looking at a few clothing stores. Perhaps they'll have something in your size too...
Shin: Don't you dare-
Ruby:(smug grin) In the kids section!
Shin: You, red-haired, taller than a tree, sushi roll, buttless, twat of a woman!
Shin: I've had it up to here with your short jokes!
He tries lifting his hand over his afro, but Shin's hands are too short.
Ruby: What can I say? They don't take long to make...
Shin:(pouts)
(CRASH)
Shin/Ruby:!?!
Tiga lands in front of the duo, after getting thrown through several buildings.
Tiga: Yay! Freedom-
Bob lands on Tiga's stomach with all of his weight. The ground under Tiga cracks as she herself spits up from the stomp.
Tiga: BLEH!?!
Shin/Ruby:!!!
With the wind knocked out of her along with some of her lunch, Tiga layed stunned as Bob glared at Shin and Ruby.
Ruby/Shin:(gulp)
Bob: Hmmm...
Bob: Ma'am, please take your child to safety. This right here is an abettor to a pirate.
Ruby: R-Right-
Shin: CHILD!?!
Shin: You yellow-belly bastard, I'll show you a child!
Ruby: Let's go junior!
She drags him away from Bob.
Bob: Listen to your mother. And maybe get a haircut...
Shin: Oh! Ohhh! You did not just diss the do!
Ruby: Shin, calm down-
Reaching into his afro, Shin pulls out a plastic ball, which he throws at Bob. On contact, it explodes grease all over the Marine.
(Ts-ts-ts-ts)
Bob: Hm- HUGH!?!
Tiga electrified Bob with her Electro. Even the tiniest of sparks was enough to stun the spongy man and ignite the grease.
Bob: Agh!
He stumbles off of Tiga who could breathe.
Tiga: S-sandwich... Come back to me...
Ruby:...(sigh)
Grabbing Tiga, Ruby ran away.
Shin: Hold me back! Hold me back! Because Imma finished the job!!
Tiga: H-hey... I wasn't done fighting him...
Ruby: I hate you both. I could literally create an album of songs describing my hate for you two right now.
(Opening Theme)
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One Piece: Wanted Dead
FanfictionDavy J. is a young man, a young rebel and young pirate out to get himself into trouble and adventure. But on an island, he shouldn't have found, he discovers a Marine base no one should have learned about along with its dark secret. Davy J. Is now w...
