Neo Genesis Miraculous (Miraculous Ladybug) (English Version)

To eat or not to eat cheese, that is the question

This day is unreal. It's crazy. It's ridiculous, completely ridiculous.

A supervillain attack, while new to Europe, is common knowledge. I shouldn't be surprised about an ancient magic item capable of transforming ordinary people into superheroes. There are many secrets about how most of the world's heroes and villains got their powers. Magical jewelry, futuristic technology and the Aztec curse are some possible answers. All within the zone of the probable. The giant stone terrorist can be explained with common sense. Well, the common sense of people who live in a world with superhumans. Options range from a robot to telekinesis. All within the zone of the probable. The comfort zone.

Ugh, how I wish I could go back there.

The day was already completely ridiculous.

And somehow it became more ridiculous.

Can it get more ridiculous when it's already COMPLETELY ridiculous? It looks like it is.

Because in the palm of my hand I hold a ring. A ring that has inside it, like a genie in his lamp, the cat god of destruction. I watched enough anime with Adrien to notice the similarity of the word kwami and kami. The number of powers displayed was not enough of an indication. Levitation, pass through objects, speed, super strength and a DAMN black hole in its mouth. I would follow the mental list but my mind went off minutes ago when I saw the situation in front of me.

Right now I'm sitting on the couch wearing an Adrien T-shirt watching the weirdest exchange in human history.

"First question, will you turn Chloe into a magical girl?"

"Not a magical girl, whatever that is. She will be a hero, no, better, a superhero."

"Superhero. Annotated. Take. Next question, will she be able to fly herself or will she have a staff to fly with wings?"

"Nom nom. It's too early for that. First she need learns to climb cliffs with her eyes closed and one paw tied behind her back."

"Cliff. Annotated. Take another. Next question. Aside from giving her powers, will you be by her side in the battle against evil as her immortal magical talking flying animal companion?"

"Nom nom. No. I will have to stay in the ring the entire time for her to use my power. And before asking. It is a resounding no. I can't use my power directly in the physical world unless you want to eliminate some natural concepts, and for my part, I don't want to be a fratricide."

"Do not use kwami powers at any cost. Thanks for your answer. How was that another question on the list, this time you'll get two." Adrien hands it two slices of cheese.

"Yeah, double Camembert." Plagg happily tosses the slices and they fall neatly into the black hole that work as its mouth. It must be. They simply disappear before entering its mouth. The slices are bigger than its head and its torso looks like a stick in comparison. But its body does not undergo any change. No matter how much it eat.

Maybe the god of destruction must destroy to recover energy and passes it off as eating? Does it "eat" cheese because it is a cat? And Adrien, my sweet and tender Adrien...

Is he really an idiot or is his fanaticism stronger than his fear of dying?!!!

I swear. After helping me to seat and bringing it the cheese demanded by an angry Plagg, he grabs a pad and pencil and begins to interrogate the kwami using the god's offering as currency. According to him, he does it out of brotherly concern "He will be your partner in the fight against evil. I want to know who I'm leaving my sister with." Oh, Adrien, saying that with your serious model face almost convinced me. If it wasn't for how excited you are with the questions and answers. Your true intentions are so obvious.