KLT Geography Review: Chilean Regions

XII. Magallanes

Magallanes – that's my regional name / Punta "Arinas" is my capital...

Magallanes: Hey! My capital's name is Punta Arenas, not "Arinas"!

Araucanía, Los Ríos, Los Lagos, Aysén: Hahahahahahahahahaha, "Arinas", hahahahahahahahaha...

Magallanes: What's so funny?

Los Lagos: "Arinas" sounds like "Orinas", hahahahahahahahahaha...

Everybody else: Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Magallanes: Yeah, whatever.

Maule: Yeah; Punta "Orinas" is where you go to piss in the street!

AP: No, that's Valpo!

Valparaíso: Hey, don't talk like that about my capital city!

Magallanes: Ok, let's continue with the video!

To teach is my aim / La Antártica chilena, Tierra del Fuego / "Últimesperanza", ...

Aysén: "To teach is my aim" ... He's not doing a very good job of that, is he?

Magallanes: You're telling me! Ok, stupid gringo, listen to this: "Úl-ti-ma Es-pe-ran-za". Two words. That is the name of my province, not that gibberish you just said.

Araucanía: And they say we talk like we're speaking gibberish...yeesh.

Magallanes: Yeah, I know.

"Magalanes" are my provinces in full...

Magallanes: Really, stupid gringo? You say my name perfectly, and then you call my province that has the same name "Magalanes"? Seriously?

Aysén: Maybe that "Última Esperanza" messed him up a little.

Magallanes: Yeah, maybe.