[The scene starts with blitza and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]
blitza: I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to blitza, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles, seth sits in the back with his dead down taking a small nap.]
blitza: ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]
blitza: ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫
[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
blitza: Unholy shit, fu-
[blitza slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. blitza turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car.]
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[She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]
blitza: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
[blitza pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
blitza: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!
[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. blitza lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
blitza: Oh, shit! Verosika!
[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
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Verosika: blitza. [pronounced as spelled]
blitza: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...
[blitza falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
blitza: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
