ೃ⁀➷ i wish i could live without you ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ // a south park fanfic

but now they know...

(heyo!! srry for disappearing off the face of the earth lol ^^" blah blah excuses excuses n e wayz lets get to the story!!)

(btw art above is by saprozoicworm on tumblr)

Third Person POV

Kenny flopped down on Cartman's bed, laying on his back.

"So, why'd you want us to come here again?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Cartman rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "There's something I wanna tell you guys...about me and Kahl." he explained.

"Well spill it then!" Stan said, interested.

Cartman suddenly got flustered. "Well- we- uh- at Bebe's party, I-" he stammered, blushing bright red. Kyle put a hand on Cartman's shoulder. "I got this." he said to Cartman softly.

Kyle looked at Stan and Kenny. "We're dating." he said bluntly.

Kenny immediately sat up, pointing at Kyle and Cartman.

"I knew it! I knew you two were fruity!!" he yelled.

This caused all four boys to break out in laughter. 

After they all calmed down, Stan spoke up.

"So you're like, really dating?" he asked, "This isn't a prank?"

Cartman smirked, "This look like a prank to you, Marsh?" he said, then kissed Kyle on the lips.

Kenny snapped a picture with his phone, giggling. "Hell yeah, blackmail." he whispered to himself.

Stan blinked a few times. "...Yeah, that's no prank." he said.

Cartman pulled away from the kiss, still having his arm around Kyle.

Kyle just stood there, his face flushed red. "You could've given me a warning!" he snapped, flustered.

"Now, Kahl. What would be the fun in that?" Cartman replied slyly.

Kenny got up off the bed. "'Kay, now that I have new hot gossip to tell Bebe, I have no other obligations for the day." he said, "Wanna play Minecraft?"

"Oh, fuck yeah!" Kyle and Stan said in unison.

"I'll get my Xbox!" Cartman said excitedly, already running off down the hallway.

(woo! hope yall liked that lil oneshot thingy lmao. just wanted to do a lil thing :] )