Tom known as the big and mighty play boy, might just not come in tact.
Though, his neighbor, best-friend Johanna, does Tom have a spot for her?
Do Johanna and Tom's other best friend Cain fall in love with each other? Will Tom's jealousy overcome h...
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𝗧𝗢𝗠'𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗩
"We were sitting on the couch in my cabin. We'd been back in Germany for a couple of days now and reality was starting to kick in with finals right around the corner.
"Let's watch a movie." Johanna grabbed the remote out of my hand.
"As long as it's not another chick flick."
"Oh, come on... how many man movies have you made me watch?"
"Not nearly as many as you've made me watch."
She smiled. "What can I say? I'm a sucker for a hot guy with abs." "That explains your horrible taste in men."
"Seriously? Pot meet Kettle. You're the king of shitty women."
"Did you mean slutty women?"
"Yeah, that too."
"Listen." I shook my head. "I'm not the one that's looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Because you're such an expert on the subject?"
"I don't have to be an expert to know that you date fucking douchebags."
"At least I put myself out there."
I grinned. "I put parts of myself out there."
"Oh, that's big of you."
"Did you just call my dick big?"
"Of course your big head would think that."
"Again, with the big innuendos of my cock. I know it's been a long time for you, Johanna, but if you need me to be a good friend, I mean... I guess I could throw you a bone." I winked at her. "A huge one."
"How noble of you."
"What can I say? You bring out the best in me."
"You don't want to have sex with me."
"Yeah, you're right. I'm good right now, thanks."
"I did not mean that as a question and you know it. Besides, I just had sex in Cancun so I'm freshly fuc—"
"I didn't know you had sex in Cancun."
"What? You introduced us."
I arched an eyebrow, confused. "Ace..."
"Ace?" I scoffed out. "The fucking douche from the party?"
"He wasn't a douche. He's in medical school."
"How many times do I have to tell you that men lie to get into chick's panties?"
"He wasn't lying."
"And you know this how?"
"He knew a lot about the human body."
"The female body is my specialty too, Johanna, but Grey's Anatomy can teach a motherfucker about that as well, not to mention porn."
