Love in the square

E20 ep:8

"She won't tell me Harls! I thought we were best mates and all that. I even went to that weirdo church guys innit Bruv! Just told him I was trynna look out for my Breadrin an dat and he just chatted some bullshit about her needing no help, like Bruv! Do you get my frustration and dat Harls?" I nod slowly "Your just trying to look out for Mercy, I get you" he wraps his arm around my shoulder "At least someone gets it yeh....yknow what, come" he storms out of the pub and into the church with me tailing along, we enter and see Merch speaking to Tamwar, this ain't going to go well "Alright?" We walk closer to the pair "Fats.." I say to him "Yknow I was expecting someone a little more buff merc, I mean don't get me wrong, I wasn't think Brad Pitt or nuing, but like this, this is something else, so what's the secret Bruv?" I touch his shoulder "Fats, lay off him." He shrugs me off "Nah, I'm guessing he must have some big tings on him cause ain't go a clue what's she's looking at!" Tamwar just looks major confused, I feel bad for the boy, it's obvious he's not the father "Sorry what? Mercy do you know? Harley?" Frown I know exactly what he's on about but it ain't my place to speak "Don't play innocent with me Bruv, pretty soon the evidence stars to show" Tamwar just nods in confusion "what are you talking about?" Fats laughs at him "Fats..." "what am I talking about? I'm talking about your very private lessons in sex education Bruv" I turn to him "Fats! It ain't him, clearly!" He turns to me "Must be" "Well thanks... no I only do computers" "ah- IT lessons" "Yeah..." "Yeh, did she show you her spreadsheed?" Tamwar leans forward in confusion "Did you insert your memory stick?" Mercy speaks up "Arthur" Fatboy turns to her "What else are you hiding from me mercy man? Are you even Nigerian?" She walks up to him "Sometimes Arthur I wish you'll just leave me alone." She storms out of the church, Fats looks back at Tamwar and flips his hood up walking backwards, he leaves the building, I walk up to Tamwar "Look, I'm very sorry for that... whole interaction... it must of been confusing and very awkward" he nods "Yeah... but it's okay I-"
Fatboy opens the door and shouts "Harls!" I turn to him and run to the door "Sorry!" I shout to Tamwar  and leave "Geez Arthur" I mock, we turn the corner of the church or community centre or whatever it is and we see... LEON with MERCY... oh my days, I half expected Fats to go say something but he just walked away dragging me along