People are stupid. Really stupid. Here's a tribute to that.
Mothers and fuckers of the jury, you know what you clicked on. If you read the description, at least. These are...things I've heard people say. They can also function as incorrect quotes, for anyone interested in that.
So, here we go.
classmate: (very smart sounding. clearly good bullshitter.) that's why we're called homosapiens, we're gay and we have knowledge.
class: *shocked gasps*
classmate: WHAT GENDER IS LAW
everyone: *pointing to that one kid in the back*
*mold on wall*
Entire class to one person: LICK IT
Teacher: So who wants to start first?
two classmates: *at same time* OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST/BUGS BUNNYYYY
confused kid: *with genuine shock* the spirit haS A BONER?
*ten seconds later* Ohh, so the christian has a boner.
*angrily* THE LORD IS NOT LAND
*absolutely, completely deadpan* we do friction in math.
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WHAT GENDER IS LAW, MOTHERFUCKERS?
HumorWelcome, welcome, one and all, to my world of fucking idiots. Here I share the dumb stuff people around me have said. Warning, there is much dumbassery. No, that's understating it, there are truckloads of dumbassery. Mountains of dumbassery. Oceans...
