One Helluva Job [A Helluva Boss Fanfic]

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𝕃𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟...
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𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢!!

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The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background as Blitzø is pacing in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his four employees "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here..." He looks at Moxxie "..Moxxie.." Blitzø mutters as Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response. "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Millies eyes sparkle as she raises her hand "What about a car wash?!" But Blitzø quickly turns the idea down "This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" Blitzø sighs pinching the bridge of his nose glancing over to Mylene who had her hand raised "What if we put up Posters?" And like Millies idea, hers was also quickly turned down "No.." Blitzø pauses as he thinks for a second "Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?" He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as he spoke causing Moxxie to roll his eyes as he quickly objects "We can't afford a billboard, sir." Blitzø wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." pushes Moxxie away "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs, and Mylene rapidly swings a axe down into a person with a psycotic smile on her face. everyone watching the TV, while Loona, Millie, Mylene and Blitzo eating popcorn. "Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzø smiles setting the popcorn down Moxxie sighs as he stares at his boss "I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches." Moxxie pointed out in a 'Matter-of-factly' tone "Excuse me.. You fucking did what to my salary!?" Mylene slams her hands on the table as she angrily glared as Blitzø who waved his hand dismissively "Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzø shrugged trying to ignore the fuming Imp that was glaring daggers at him "People love musicals, sir." Millie smiled as she rubbed Mylenes hand to calm her down "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical." Blitzø says as he does jazz hands "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" Blitzø asked Moxxie in a dramatic tone "Sir--" Blitzø quickly Intrupted him " 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." The boss whined dramaticly "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie teases leaning closer to her husband "I-- What?" Movie asks in a confused manner, but Millie continues in a flirtatious tone "I thought I knew you." She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately. "I feel so single right now" Mylene sighed staring at the couple "I can't believe you, Moxxie!" Blitzø cried out as he tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it "After I broke Mylenes 'employee of the month' streak and made you employee of the month!" Blitzø whined, a low teasing growl leaving Mylene "Yeah Mox-Mox, ya' broke my streak~" she teased looking over at Moxxie as her legs laid limply on Millies lap Moxxie sighed feeling defeated "Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" Moxxie spoke with a few hand gestures "I liked it." Millie smiled only for Moxxie to shush her "Do not--" he points at Millie "Do not agree with him in front of me!"