One Helluva Job [A Helluva Boss Fanfic]

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"My god, I am tired" Mylene groans, choking back her tenth cup of coffee "We can tell Mylene, we can tell..." Moxxie sighs looking next to him, at the pinknette imp as she slammed down the cup of coffee, Loona laughed, sipping on her coffee as she looks down at her phone "I don't get paid enough to be here this fucking early if BLITZØ IS JUST GOING TO BE JACKING OFF IN HIS FUCKING OFFICE!!" Mylene shouts her hair floats slightly before falling back to its normal position as she gets up to get yet another cup of coffee "None of us do LeLe, none of us do" Millie nods with a smile as Mylene plops down, leaning against her with an annoyed growl, tail flicking before wrapping it around Millie's waist, Moxxie scoots closer to the two girls his tail wrapping around Mylene smiling as he felt Mylene wrap her arm around him, a flash came from the other side of the couch "I am sooo tagging you in this, 'LeLe'~" Loona snickers as she seemingly posts the picture to a form of social Media

"M&M&M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø shouts, Moxxie walks over to his office and opens the door to respond. "Loo Loo Land?" Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass. "Loo Loo Land?!" Millie shouts, Moxxie looks up at her confused, before getting tackled by Mylene "LOO LOO LAND?!!" She shouts, the coffee finally hitting her Blitzø nods "Loo Loo Land!" He shouts before an annoyed groan came from Loona who was still in the break room "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

Later on the way to the van, Blitzø slid the door open for Mylene, who declined "what? You not going to Look Loo land? You seemed so excited to go and-" he was cut of by the sound of keys jangling and heels clicking "I brought my motorcycle, im riding it there! Catch' ya later!!" She smiles swinging her leg over the bike and shoving on her helmet before driving off "oh what. The. FUCK!?" Blitzø groaned annoyed slamming the van door

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At Loo Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face. "Wait aren't you guys missing a third tiny one?" Stolas asked pointing at the Imps who all look at each other "Oh Mylene sh-" Blitzø starts being cut off by the sound of a motorcycle speeding towards him, he stands there stunned as Mylene twists, spinning the pink motorcycle 180° stopping inches away from hitting him or Stolas, her leg swings off to one side, sliding off the bike, her clawed hands grabbing the helmet and pulling it off her head, shaking her head in order to fix her hair "Sorry for my late arrival sir, I had went to change my outfit" Mylene smiled hanging her helmet on the handals of the motorcycle, turning to face everyone "that was sick" Octavia quietly muttered, Stolas clapped but was pulled aside by Blitzø "Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" Blitzø reminded Stolas who just smiled at him, Mylene shook her head as Octavia gagged "feel bad for ya" Mylene looked at Octavia who smiled for a brief moment "Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?" She tried but Blitzø cut her off  "Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie.--" he turns to Stolas "--If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--"

"You are so cute when you are serious!"

"I'm literally gonna be sick." Octavia gagged as she stared at her father and Blitzø conversing "Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?" Moxxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory. "Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?" Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance. "Morphine?" Octavia stared at him in disbelief as he pulled out pill bottles and needles "Mox, that was figurative.." Mylene's southern accent pointed out Octavia nodded "Yeah, that was figurative, old man." She groaned and walked away "Oh, right." Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, Mylene patted his shoulder sweetly "But, she said it was literal." Moxxie muttered under his breath making the pinknette imp besides him giggle "Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!" Millie screams, A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath. "Me neither Mills!" Mylene unwrapped her arm from Moxxie to run up to Millie "It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!" Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek. "That is... deeply upsetting." Moxxie points out, only for Mylene and Millie to look at him "Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?" "Yeah Mox, you never been?" The two girls smile at Moxxie who shakes his head "No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots." The park's mascot, Loo Loo, appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie. "Well, hey there!" The mascot greets causing Moxxie to jump back in terror, landing in Mylene's arms, screaming, before she slowly sets him down "I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!" Maylene awkwardly stared at the mascot, backing away while her hand found its way to the holster on her thigh "Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas gasped as he looked at the man "I have a question." Octavia looked at the mascot, a bored look on her face  "Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!"