One Helluva Job [A Helluva Boss Fanfic]

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Loona is reading a magazine called 'IMP GOSSIP' with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzø walks into the office. "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzø cheers as he tosses the chainsaw. Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth, Maylene following her through the portal with an axe over her shoulder. "I'm still so jazzed up!" Millie yells, as she snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group "Well you better stay jazzed,--" he points finger guns at her "--babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?" He smiles, Mylene shrugs setting the axe aside as she leans against the wall, with a cup of water in her hand "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street." Blitzø says patting Moxxies shoulder "Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!" Moxxie says causing, Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight, while Mylene spits out her water, eyes widened in pure shock. Millie gasps "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while." He says with a smile on his face as, Millie smiles sweetly "Moxxie!" She jumps into Moxxie's arms, before they could kiss Mylene spoke up, causing the couple and Blitzø to look at her "Hey.. I have work at Ozzie's tonight... Too bad y'all can't escape me for your anniversary" The pinknette imp snickers and with that Millie kisses Moxxie's face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzø rolls his eyes. "Ugh, can you two not?" Blitzø groans, glaring at the couple in annoyance "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?" Moxxie suggested as he pulled away from Millie "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy." Blitzø said earning a confusion filled look from both Moxxie and Mylene "Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

"Uh huh!"

"Just us."

"Mhm!"

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all.--" he hugs the couple tightly "--See you lovebugs later!" He whistles on his way out causing Moxxie to growl. "Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off." Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk away and Mylene shrugs, walking off and out of the office.

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"Elevator 666 departing for Lust--" in s seductive tone "--in 5 minutes." The intercom calls as Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzø peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzø spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.

Blitzø reaches Loona's voicemail "Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it."

"Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight." Blitzø ends the voicemail and smirks.

Moments later the couple had made it to the front of Ozzie's. Moxxie and Millie walk inside the building. Blitzø attempts to follow them in, but the bouncer, Jesse, pulls him aside. "Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?" He asked glaring at Blitzø who froze up a bit, before relaxing "Oh, yeah. I'm with those two." Blitzø says pointing in the direction Moxxie and Millie went "This club is for couples only." Jesse states, and Blitzø froze up again "It's what?"