YALL IM FUCKING BACK. FORGOT EVERYTHING EXISTED 💀 also don't expect frequent updates, I probably won't be able to with school fucking me in the ass 24 fucking 7.
Shawn: I need help
Joey: what's wrong big daddy 🥺
Mick: wth.
Corey: I have some great diet options you'd like!!! Since Y'know, you're the biggest in our fucking band.
Shawn: biggest dick but not biggest around you whore. Mick weighs the most.
Mick: muscle.
Jim: we're all aware. Be fucking grateful.
Joey: you good Jim? 😭
Mick: he's mad because he's a twig but 6'6"
Jim: yea...
Shawn: Nevermind that you freaks, I need help with Chris.
Corey: too outta breath to satisfy him long enough?
Craig: that made me giggle :3
Shawn: no Corey, fuck you, he's high asf and is trying to get drunk too. I can't stop him.
Joey: I wanna get high with him 🥺
Shawn: no!
Corey: I just got a dick piercing
Craig: I have 7.
Joey: what the fuck are yall talking about.
Shawn: ...
Jim: you guys are so weird.
Sid: I just woke up from a peaceful 8 hour nap and wake up to this? Really?
Joey: that's not a nap..that's a whole session of sleep.
Corey: don't you even think or say that you don't do that. Your little ass takes 12 hour "naps".
Joey: ...
Shawn: is nobody gonna help me with Chris?
Paul: oh wait we're talking about Chris?
Shawn: yes you retard.
Paul: oohhhh, I thought you were talking about your kids so that's why I didn't say anything 😶
Shawn: ..thanks a lot Paul.
Paul: I don't like kids man.
Joey: me neither!! :333
Chris: yallllllll guess what.
Shawn: and here's the addict.
Chris: ooo who?? I bet it Corey ^w^
Corey: he's talking about you retard.
Chris: whattttt? Why would he say something like that :(
Shawn: because you're high as fuck right now.
Joey: and you don't invite me :(
Sid: or me :(
Chris: MY BDAS POOKIES 😰
Corey: bdas?
Mick: yea no he's baked
Jim: heheh like PEMDAS :3
Chris: I love PEMDAS.. 🥺
Shawn: do you even know what that is?
Chris: isa band like the USA
Joey: dude tf are you talking about-
Chris: USA! USA! USA!!
Sid: YASSSSS
Craig: PEMDAS = USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
Corey: I love the u s a
Chris: ME TOO 😖
Sid: my fam from Britain-
Shawn: no one asked
Corey: no one cares
Chris: can I have some tea mate?
Sid: SHUT UP :(
Joey: fish and chips and crumpets and tea :3
Sid: STOPPPPP
Chris: :3
Sid: IM LEAVING
Shawn: bye hoe. Chris and I are leaving too.
Chris: what!? WHYYY :(
Shawn: you need to go to sleep.
Chris: bitch I ain't tired!!
Shawn: but you're high as hell and need to sleep it off.
Chris: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Shawn: watch me.
-Shawn removes Chris from the conversation-
-Shawn left the conversation-