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YALL IM FUCKING BACK. FORGOT EVERYTHING EXISTED 💀 also don't expect frequent updates, I probably won't be able to with school fucking me in the ass 24 fucking 7.

 Shawn: I need help

Joey: what's wrong big daddy 🥺

Mick: wth.

Corey: I have some great diet options you'd like!!! Since Y'know, you're the biggest in our fucking band.

Shawn: biggest dick but not biggest around you whore. Mick weighs the most.

Mick: muscle.

Jim: we're all aware. Be fucking grateful.

Joey: you good Jim? 😭

Mick: he's mad because he's a twig but 6'6"

Jim: yea...

Shawn: Nevermind that you freaks, I need help with Chris.

Corey: too outta breath to satisfy him long enough?

Craig: that made me giggle :3

Shawn: no Corey, fuck you, he's high asf and is trying to get drunk too. I can't stop him.

Joey: I wanna get high with him 🥺

Shawn: no!

Corey: I just got a dick piercing

Craig: I have 7.

Joey: what the fuck are yall talking about.

Shawn: ...

Jim: you guys are so weird.

Sid: I just woke up from a peaceful 8 hour nap and wake up to this? Really?

Joey: that's not a nap..that's a whole session of sleep.

Corey: don't you even think or say that you don't do that. Your little ass takes 12 hour "naps".

Joey: ...

Shawn: is nobody gonna help me with Chris?

Paul: oh wait we're talking about Chris? 

Shawn: yes you retard.

Paul: oohhhh, I thought you were talking about your kids so that's why I didn't say anything 😶

Shawn: ..thanks a lot Paul.

Paul: I don't like kids man.

Joey: me neither!! :333

Chris: yallllllll guess what.

Shawn: and here's the addict.

Chris: ooo who?? I bet it Corey ^w^

Corey: he's talking about you retard.

Chris: whattttt? Why would he say something like that :(

Shawn: because you're high as fuck right now.

Joey: and you don't invite me :(

Sid: or me :(

Chris: MY BDAS POOKIES 😰

Corey: bdas?

Mick: yea no he's baked

Jim: heheh like PEMDAS :3

Chris: I love PEMDAS.. 🥺

Shawn: do you even know what that is?

Chris: isa band like the USA

Joey: dude tf are you talking about-

Chris: USA! USA! USA!!

Sid: YASSSSS

Craig: PEMDAS = USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

Corey: I love the u s a

Chris: ME TOO 😖

Sid: my fam from Britain-

Shawn: no one asked

Corey: no one cares

Chris: can I have some tea mate?

Sid: SHUT UP :(

Joey: fish and chips and crumpets and tea :3

Sid: STOPPPPP

Chris: :3

Sid: IM LEAVING

Shawn: bye hoe. Chris and I are leaving too.

Chris: what!? WHYYY :(

Shawn: you need to go to sleep.

Chris: bitch I ain't tired!!

Shawn: but you're high as hell and need to sleep it off.

Chris: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Shawn: watch me.

     -Shawn removes Chris from the conversation-

     -Shawn left the conversation-

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