Stan x Kyle

Five

Kyle's POV

"Bi..." Stan tells me.

"What? I was talking about the paper... are you serious..?"

"I like someone, I think." He looks at me.

"A dude?" I ask.

"Yeah..."

We laugh. "So, why did Wendy break up with you?"

"Bi." His face gets red and he turns away.

I blush and smile, trying not to laugh. "Stan, being you doesn't make you a bad person. You know that, right? Not at all. That's just you wanting to be yourself, that's all."

He smiles. "I know." He puts his hand on my shoulder and brings me in for a hug.

"You've always been so brave. I admire that about you, Kyle."

My face turns slightly red and I laugh a little. "I have a question, Kyle." He sits down at the table.

"Have you ever... kissed a guy?" He asks.

"Um, I've never kissed anyone, why?" I take my hat off.

"Well, would you want to?" He asks. My face turns entirely red and I laugh awkwardly.

"Oh, sorry. That was really uncalled for..." Stan apologizes.

"No, it's fine. I... would love to kiss a guy, honestly..." I sit next to Stan, our faces slowly moving closer together.

We kiss for about 15 seconds before we back up. "Cartman can never know about this, okay?" I seriously tell Stan.

He smiles. "Let's just focus on this for now.."

We kiss again, but this time, only for about 8 or 9 seconds. We make eye contact and I swear, I felt a spark.

Does he.. like me? Like, like-like??

I blush and laugh while slightly biting my bottom lip when we make eye contact again.

We laugh, "Let's get us some water." I poor us two glasses full. I take a sip of one, and immediately, you can guess who picked it up next to take a sip.

"Dude! I got one for you, too!"

"Nah, I like your stuff." He smiles, drinking out of the glass. We both go to lay on the couch to see the others taking up all of the space, so we lay on the floor in front of the couch on opposite sides.

(Time skip, morning😭)

Stan's POV

I wake up on the floor in front of the couch.

Oww. My head! What happened last night?

Kyle starts waking up, too. "Goodmorni-" We both look at each other. Our faces turn red, remembering everything from the other night, I can tell he's thinking the same thing I am.

Wait, did that REALLY HAPPEN?

Cartman then walks in and sits back where he fell asleep. Me and Kyle look at him, then each other again, our faces pink.

"What? You guys gonna make out again? Yeah, I saw you two." Cartman looks at us as we look at each other and our eyes widen.

"I had to use the bathroom and saw you two in the kitchen. So much for "Stan and Marjorine not finding out"." He turns to Kyle.

He gasps and covers his mouth. "I payed you, asshole! You could have at least pretended you didn't see us!"

"Huh?" I tilt my head. Kenny wakes up before Kyle can explain.

"Aww! I woke up last?" Kenny sits up and crosses his arms. "Also, what is this tension all about?"

"Uh," Kyle's face starts burning up. "Um, I'm going to the bathroom." Kyle gets up and walks away while covering his face. I look at Kenny and Cartman.

I watch Cartman whisper in Kenny's ear.

"Oh, you asshole! Kyle payed your ass to not tell and you told one of the two people we were trying not to tell!" Kenny yells at Cartman. And turns to me.

"How did it happen? I wanna know every detail!" Kenny's eyes light up.

"Why are you so invested in our personal lives all of a sudden?"

"Don't change the subject! You're fruity!" Cartman yells, pointing his fingers at me.

I blush. "I know what that means..."

"Yeah! Doesn't it make sense now?" Kenny adds.

"I.. guess, but I swear! The kisses meant nothing! I.. had just realized I was bi, and we were confused...and...well, you know the rest." I scratch the back of my head.

"Also, why didn't Kyle want me to find out?" Cartman asks.

"Because you would tell EVERYONE! You literally JUST told Kenny!" I cross my arms.

"Well, that's true, but I don't care!"

Kyle walks back over. I feel my face heat up. I walk into the kitchen to see the mess me and Kyle left, everyone follows behind.

"What happened last night after I fell asleep?" Cartman looks at Kenny.

"Well, from what I remember, us three played hide and seek and I was it. Stan and Kyle hid in a closet and Stan threw up on him. It was funny." Kenny laughs.

"Then, we all decided we were just gonna relax on the couch. Then I fell asleep." Kenny turns to me and Kyle to continue.

"Then, I got up to get two beers, one for me, one for Kyle. There was only one left, to I let Kyle have it." I look at Kyle.

"Then, Stan took a sip of my drink even though he let me have it, and I let him share it with me." Kyle turns back to me.

I walk over to the counter with the papers. One with a squiggly line, and one that said, "bi" in a very bad and messy handwriting.

"This one was totally Stan's realization. I'm hanging this on my wall forever." Cartman says.

"We wanted to see how straight we can draw a line." I explain.

"I think I won." Kyle laughs. I nudge his shoulder lightly. "What? We both know that neither of us are actually straight!" I blush, but remain an angry expression while crossing my arms.

"And then we..." I start burning up. "Y'know. And after got some water." We all turn our focus to the beer and the glasses of water next to it.

"He drank mine, even though I got him one." Kyle smiles and looks at me. I turn away.

"Just so you guys know, I was just confused. We were both drunk, we didn't know what was going on." I explain to everyone, including me.

"Y-yeah. We were really, really, drunk. What happened is in the past now, and we shouldn't have to talk about it or tell anyone anything. Understand?" Kyle adds.

Kenny whispers something to Cartman, and they go back and forth for a second and laugh. "Understand?" Kyle repeats.

"Oh, fine." Cartman rolls his eyes.