Stan x Kyle

Seven

[At lunch]

Kyle's POV:

I sat in my normal seat, across from Stan, next to Kenny and Tweek and Craig.

"Tweek and Craig, you guys are gay, right? Can I ask you guys a question?" Cartman asks.

Craig sighs. "What?"

"Is it gay to kiss your best friend if you're both drunk and bisexual?" Cartman asks, looking towards me and Stan.

I choke on my water. "Dude, shut the fuck up!" I whisper to Cartman.

"What? It was just a question!" Cartman argues back.

"You know that isn't all it was!" My face turns red.

"Okay, what's going on with you two?" Tolkien asks, looking to me and Cartman.

"Ugh." I sigh, rolling my eyes. "Cartman, I swear to god if you tell him, you are fucking dead, you hear me, fat boy?"

Cartman sighs. "Gay Jew piece of shit." He mumbles.

"Oh, fuck off, Cartman." Stan adds, crossing his arms.

"Please? We won't tell anyone else!" Tolkien pleads.

Kenny sighs and rolls his eyes in an annoyed manner. "Cartman, I swear if this happens again, we will not be your friend anymore. But," Kenny looks at me. "Do you wanna tell Tolkien or should I?"

"Well, personally, I want everyone who knows to keep their mouths shut and mind their own fucking business instead of telling people, but if he promises not to tell, go ahead." I roll my eyes and shoot Cartman a look.

"You keep letting people say things, dude. I don't know why you two are mad at me." Cartman shrugs.

"No, dude! You keep telling everyone you saw us! Y'know, it isn't that hard to... I don't know.. NOT SAY ANYTHING??" My face goes red in anger as a speak.

"Yeah, Cartman, please." Stan adds, everyone around questioning us silently.

After lunch, everything went like normal. Thankfully, Cartman didn't add on to anything else that she was saying and we didn't talk about it. Just like I wanted.

Stan's POV:

The other day, I saw Wendy hanging out with Kyle. It confused me, because I felt jealous. Even though I don't like Wendy anymore, I still felt a hint of jealousy, or anger.

Today, I'm gonna invite Kyle over on the bus, so I can talk to him about it. He's never been in a long term relationship, but he's quite smart when it comes to this kind of stuff.

I guess that's why I'm friends with him. Because I like smart kids. That's also why I liked Wendy, too. Or do I like Wendy? I don't understand anymore.

On the bus, everything was normal. Kyle soon sat next to me, this was my chance to ask if he wants to come over.

I turn to Kyle. "What's up, dude?" He asks, noticing me staring.

"Oh, sorry, dude. Uh, would you want to come over later?" I smile awkwardly.

"Oh, sure, Stan! We could study and hang out and stuff!" He nods and starts humming a song.

The rest of the school day passes like the blink of an eye; everything was normal, Cartman didn't say anything, it was all ok.

Once I got off the bus, me and Kyle walked to my house.

"And don't worry, dude! I promise, my room is clean this time!"
"Okay dude, I'll take your word for it.."

We walk into my house, my parents were out on a trip, so it was just Shelley watching the living room TV.

"The fuck is your short little friend doing here?" Shelley rolls her eyes.

Kyle looks down at the floor sadly, making me angrily look to my sister.

"Shelly, stop. I'm not a little kid anymore and Kyle is barely shorter than you! Leave him alone." I cross my arms.

Me and Kyle head up to my room. "Sorry about her, dude. She's always like that."

"No, it's ok! I know!" Kyle assures me.

Kyle's POV:

Stan is always so kind, he defends me all the time, but now that I like him, it makes me feel more cared for than before. Like, I notice things about him that I would normally not pay attention to.

It's funny, really. After Cartman tells all these people about what happened, I'm kinda happy people know. It makes me feel happy that I could be dating Stan, in other people's eyes.

Cartman's POV:

Today, school was amazing. Stan usually gets stuck in his train of thought and Kyle stares at him. So when neither are paying attention, I go up to everyone I can.

"Hey, Wendy! Bebe! Did you guys know Stan and Kyle are dating??"

"Wow, I guess Stan moved on fast." Wendy said. Bebe blushed at Wendy, touching her shoulder lightly.

"Nichole! Tolkien! Stan and Kyle are dating!"

Soon, even Stan and Kyle themselves will start to believe the rumors they hear! And nobody will ever know it was me!!

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A/N:

Sorry I haven't been active😭😭

I've been busy with school😔

I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!