Patch: ..And now your crime report with Bone and Creek
Bone: -_-
Creek: Well, one crime I can think of is when Greywing started to rape everybody at Dreamclan. Even the dudes.
Bone: *nods* That was furking creepy.
Ice: I still have nightmares about running way from him.. O.o
Willow: *pats Ice*
Creek: Oh and remember dat one cat? UnnamedShadowCat, that kept trying to murder Silva?
Silver: She wash such a stalker.. ._.
Bone: Creek, look at what de reporters jus brought in!
Creek: OMG dash actually news! Amberstar ish sabotaging herself as Cleiopaw! She's planning to take out other leaders as well!
Puma: No way! I knew there was something up with Cleiopaw..
Patch: I knew she was a bish. -_-
Creek: And their was a murder at DC! Apparently, some apprentice was jealous of a new litter his mom gave birth to and he killed dem all!
Willow: Dash awful.
Random: Jealousy can make the mind do crazy things. It's fun to watch people go insane. :3
Kunai: -_- Not now, Randy.
Fire: Yeah, not cool.
Random: -3- Haters.
Creek: Ok, heres de warning for yall who are afraid of getting murdered. Bone?
Bone: Don't pizz Willz off, she's running out of places to hide da bodies.
Willow: -.-
Crow: EVERYBODY RUN SHES GONNA EXPLODE @-@
Everybody: *runs screaming from willow*
Willow: (now alone in studio) XD I wasn't even gonna do anything.
