Cooking up Disasters

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Patch: ..And now our daily segment of Cooking with Kunai!

Kunai: *bows* Thank You, Thank You, I know you love me!

Willow: *rolls eyes*

Bone: Wanna test dat theory..?  -_-

Kunai: Uhh.. AND NOW time for me to pick my assistants for today's meal: Tuna Surprise Supreme. (the surprise is what the tuna's made of)  @-@

Ice: *hops up and down flailing paws in air* Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Kunai: Fiiiiine, Ice.

Ice : Yay! *runs up to counter and puts on pink apron* ^-^

Willow: *gives Kunai 'The Look'.  -_-

Kunai: Umm... Willow!

Willow: *smiles innocently and walks up to counter*

Kunai: Hmm.. How bout Creek and Crow?

Crow: Ima make fooooood! :3

Creek: *pads up grumbling(is in a shizy mood)*

Kunai: Okay, the first thing you need for Tuna Surprise is tuna. So first we shall all think how we solve the ancient and mysterious task of opening the can.

All: *rub chins and stare at ceiling* Hmmmm....

Bone: *whispers to Puma* I thought thinking was dangerous when it came to them.  -_-

Puma: Mhm. -_-

Crow: I know! *grabs butcher knife and starts wacking the can until the tuna comes out* >:D

Kunai: 0_0 Umm.. brilliant..! *puts tuna in pan* Now we need eggs. Creek, you can crack dem.

Creek: *grabs egg and throughs it across the room and it almost hits Random square in the head* -.-

Random: 0.o

Willow: Wdf?

Kunai: o.o Umm.. maybe have Ice do it.. Ice what are you doing? -_-

Ice: *doesn't turn around and keeps humming* Baking cookies! ^-^

Kunai: WE'RE NOT BAKING COOKIES WE'RE MAKING TUNA SURPRISE >:0

Ice: -.- Fiiiiine. But you don get any when dere done.

Kunai: *sighs* Alright, next we need pineapple..

Random: PIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLE!!! :D

Fire: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! :D

Kunai: Yesh. Pineapples. -_-

Willow: Yay. -_-

Creek: *throws pineapple across de room* -.-

Random: STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME @-@

Creek: STOP BEING STUPID

Random: Keep throwing...

Bone: Wdf ish wrong with you today, Creekeh?

Creek: I HATE BUNNIES

Bone: Okaaaay..

Ice: She jus needs a huggle!!! *hugs Creek*

Creek: *throws Ice across de room and he flies into random* -.-

Ice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Random: OH SHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ice+Random: *tumble across room until they smack into a wall* Owww...  ;-;

Bone+Puma: *jump out of the way*

Willow: *covers mouth, laughing* XD

Kunai: Oh what the heck, ish not real tuna anyway. -_-

Crow: So.. does that mean I have to stop chopping up the can? o.o

Kunai: I QUIT.  @-@

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