DON'T DO DRUGS
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*Screen shows a picture of a young cat(Cat1) in high school sitting on the bleachers, studying. Another cat(Cat2) walks up, holding a bag of catnip*
Cat2: Hey wanna try some catnip?
Cat2 wants Cat1 to to try some catnip. What should Cat1 say?................ That's right!
Cat1: No thanks, Its not good for you and can influence your mind.
Good job Cat1!
Cat2: What, are you scared?
Now Cat2 is trying to use peer pressure to make Cat1 take the catnip. What should Cat1 say this time?......................Great Job!
Cat1: Yes, I'm scared. I don't want to kill my brain cells like you are.
Good for you, Cat1!
Cat2: Wow, you've really inspired me. I'm going to stop and tell others not to do drugs too!
That's great, Cat2!
Cat1+2: *both turn and look at camera* and remember, don't do drugs, kids!
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DON'T DO DRUGS
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