the sturniolo triplets x fictional characters

matt x shrek

i was on my daily walk to go grab a coffee, it was my day off and me and my brothers weren't filming until Monday so i decided to take the longer way. i didn't know were i was going to be honest but it was good enough to try, right? i suddenly start seeing signs of a handsome man. it was badly drawn so i couldn't see many good features. i keep walking, ignoring the "keep out signs written everywhere. i think at one point i broke a sign due to it laying on the floor and me stepping on it by whos here to know about that, right? 

i stumble across a wooden house surrounded in rocks and gooey mud. bugs such as flies, stink bugs and mosquitos ate from the trees and poop that sat here. i was disgusted and horrified by the horrid stink and BO that infected the air. i was about to turn around and leave until i heard a loud, hot scream that came out of the house that stood nice and high in front of my very eyes. the ground shook and the broke, the house shook and wobbled and me, i fell to the dirty snake infected mud. i squealed and stood up high. in the moment, everything went silent. dead silent. too silent.

i jumped as i heard the door swing open and slam onto a large rock, watching as a large green creature with long ears that grew on the top of his bald head walked out. his clothes dirty and old, which also barely fit him. i covered my mouth as somehow the air got worse and my eyes started to tear up and my ears started to give up. everything was blurry due to the amount of water in my eyes that dripped down my red puffy cheeks. thats when i feel a rough hand on my face, wiping away the very tear that ran quickly down my face as if it wanted to get away from everything. my eyes start to adjust to the person standing infront of me as i stare with confusion and worry.

"w-who are you.." i ask in a whisper. 

"The new love of your life..." he whispers back, picking me up by my legs, swinging them up over his elbow as he grabs my back with his other big manly hand.

he takes me inside with no hesitation. i sat there, disbelief in my eyes but i didn't hold back or fuss. i kind of liked the thought of being held by him.. it felt.. nice in a way. his big belly rubbing agasint ,my arm and the smell of his onion breath was refreshing. nobody had held me like this before and it was different. i loved it. i felt loved. i know i had only just met him not even 5 seconds ago but this was the best experience of my life. i feel like i could live like this for a bit until i convinced him to let me go. plus he doesn't care what his home life looks like and i like that in man..