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*Aggressive chocolate pelting*
Have fun!
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Jax is annoying.
That's a universal fact.
Always teasing, pranking, I tell you what dear reader, this Walmart Springbonnie placed a MOUSETRAP in my bed just the other day!
Ugh.
Anyways back to the story.
Ragatha, being your best buddy suggested to just ignore him.
However it was a lot easier said then done. Mostly because he hurls cleavers at you when you don't pay attention to him.
I'm not kidding.
You once tried to ignore him for a day, but it all ends up with a cleaver in your forehead. He was kinda cute though- NO. No his not.
You peeked around the corner of the door. No Jax.
Jax always had this uncanny ability to always KNOW what your thinking and it was annoying as h!#$.
For example.
You were fidgeting with a pen, bored. And Jax broke down the door announcing his arrival "Jax has arrived!" He leaned down with a wink and smile. "I know you missed me dollface~"
You had, in fact missed him. But if you were to ever adMIT that, you'd fuel an ego that'd never die.
Which is kind of why you love him- NO I DON'T.
Which is funny because your mind was in a mental turmoil, one side accepting it, while the other would prefer to burn in hell rather than admit it. Adding insult to injury you had turn pink, stuttering madly and the scene ended up looking like a tomato strangling a laughing Jax.
Pretty funny right?
What I personally find hilarious is that whenever your talking to Ragatha, Gangles, Zooble, or Pomni, Jax ends up all grumpy. 'Hot and Bothered' from what Ragatha says. He's excuse is always "Look kid, I'm the only guy you should hang around. Everyone else here is either not me, or not me. I'm the good influence in this tent and-" Yeah you had walked away like halfway during his monologue.
You could always see him seething with rage whenever he can't reach you. "Y/n, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!" you and Kinger had built a giant block on the balcony, so you could speak in peace without Jax annoying you.
Unfortunately it wasn't working.
You twirled the teacup around. "Careful," Ragatha warned. "If you break that I am not defending you. Caine hates people's guts when they break his stuff." You flick the cup away and watch it roll around. "At least it'll distract me from Jax-" on cue, Jax bursts open the door and joinks you by the back of your collar.
You are short, and light. So he just kidnapped you and walked out of the room, leaving a very bewildered Ragatha as you flip and spin around. Jax was irritatingly enjoying it.
However, one day after a conversation with Ragatha you decided you just. Ignore Jax. For real this time.
Jax caught wind of this, decided to pull out his trump card.
Flirting. (Every simp is 100% squealing at this.)
You were minding your business washing the dishes when Jax opened the door and grinned an ear-to-ear smile.
Never a good sign.
"Hey hot-stuff, you alive?" he poked your cheek twice, you in fact had to smother a smile. Which ended up almost dropping a dish on the floor. You catch it before muttering something about ghosts.
Jax thought for a moment before asking "So, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" He shoved his head into your field of vision as you look away, now almost entirely pink.
"Aww, what's wrong dollface? Flustered? Overwhelmed at my undeniable beauty." He dramatically put his hand on his chest, still grinning like he was actually right. "Oh please" You shove him lightly. "You look like a half baked Chucky Cheese."
"Plus, comedically YOUR the one that can't stand not being around me." You grin, poking his chest. This, in turn was a very different reaction to what usually happens. Which in turn was just:
[How it usually goes: By me da narrator :3]
Jax: ". . . ur hot."
Y/n: "SHUT UP GOOFY."
[End]
"You didn't think I'd notice?" you say, reciting what Ragatha told you earlier. Jax seemed to finally be the one taken by surprised this time. His puzzled expression made the entire day worthwhile.
"And now I'll-"
"Ragatha told you to say that." Jax said. Not even flinching at what just happened.
