Duolingo x Scrubdaddy Fanfiction~ (Enemies to Lovers)

Chapter 1~

     Just as Duolingo had finished killing his 20th victim of the day, he heard footsteps coming up behind him.
 
   "Duo.." The voice said, "You've been stealing away my business. No one will buy my products because you keep forcing them to do Spanish lessons!"
   
  "Ahahaha.." Duolingo chuckled menacingly. "You think I care? Go away to rot in a sink, you ugly sponge."
    
"Ugly? That's not what you were telling me on the night of Lily's wedding~"
    
"Oh shut up! You know that was a long time ago, it was simply good for business. I've never had feelings for you and I never will, Scrubdaddy!" Duolingo yelled, tension was thick in the air.
    
"Perhaps I can change that~" Scrubdaddy pinned Duolingo to the wall. But instead of giving in to the temptation, Duolingo pulled out his knife. "This is harrasment, you know? I can and will be contacting my lawyers over this."
    
As Duolingo waddled away, Scrubdaddy stayed behind, reminiscing about the days when they didn't hate each other, when they were passionate about one another, or at least, that's what Scrubdaddy used to believe. Now he wasn't so sure.
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Days had passed now, Scrubdaddy's business was going down hill. No one would buy his sponges, it was all Duolingo's fault.
   
"God, if I see that stupid bird again, I'll kill him." Scrubdaddy mumbled to himself. He then heard someone approach him, it was his adopted son, Scrub-Timmy.
   
"Father, are you alright?" Timmy asked, (Timmy is British btw)
   
"Yeah son, I'm just having adult problems. Here's my credit card, go buy some robux." Scrubdaddy handed Timmy his credit card. Timmy ran off, jumping of joy.
   
Scrubdaddy sighed and continued to try and sell his sponges.