Duolingo x Scrubdaddy Fanfiction~ (Enemies to Lovers)

Chapter 4~

Duolingo walked into the sponge convention, fear flooding his body. He had done many things in his life, killed people who didn't do their French lessons, kidnapped families, and he even murdered a few FBI agents. But nothing compared to the pure terror he felt as he saw Scrubdaddy.

There he was, as beautiful and horrifying as ever. Like come on, nothing compares to that awful feeling when you see your ex again. He was busy, happily selling his sponges. But Duolingo knew that Scrubdaddy had seen him. And he was terrified.

Scrubdaddy ignored Duolingo, even when he walked had walked past Scrubdaddy's booth.

Finally, after a few more minutes of Scrubdaddy's ignorance, Duolingo spoke up. "You're not even going to say hello? That's not a polite way to treat your customer."

Scrubdaddy looked up at Duolingo and scoffed. "Customer? As if I would ever sell you anything."

Duolingo laughed, leaning against the counter that Scrubdaddy was working behind. "Well I might as well tell you, I've had a run in with an old aqquaintance of ours."

Scrubdaddy looked away with a sigh. "Scrubmommy, wasn't it? She came to see me too, still as big of a bitch as ever."

"Really? I thought she'd gotten quite kinder, and prettier." Duolingo said, catching the almost jealous look in Scrubdaddy's eyes as he said that.

He continued. "I might just have to call her up some time, take her out for a drink or two."

"Now, why would you do that?" Scrubdaddy asked, almost too defensively. "I thought you were gay!"

Duolingo just laughed, "Who said I was going to do any of *that* with her? And for your information I would never turn down such a hot woman, even if men are more.. attractive to me."

Scrubdaddy sighed, giving Duolingo a look of anger. "Do not try anything with Scrubmommy. You don't need to ruin both of our lives."

Another giggle escaped Duolingo. "Since when do you care so much about the woman you were arranged to marry? I thought you hated her."

"Its not.. that. I just never loved the woman. Her catching me cheating with you was probably the best thing that ever happened to me."

Duolingo smirked, "Well, we could make it happen again." He leaned over the counter, brushing a feather against Scrubdaddy's face.

Scrubdaddy pulled away quickly. "E-Enough of that! Just take your sponges already!" He exclaimed while hurling a load of sponges at Duo.

Duolingo gave another smirk before waddling away.

Sure, Scrubdaddy wasn't too happy with him now, but he was jealous at the mention of Scrubmommy.. Perhaps he'd have to pay the woman a visit sometime..