Minus BF: Say Benjamin, how's it feel being back?
Benjamin: It was quite a long journey to add in updates, but I'm sure that it'll go by sm- *Gets sprayed by a fire extinguisher and confetti by Neo BF and B3 BF*
B3 BF: Ha haa!
Neo BF: Welcome back, cupcake!
Benjamin: *Spits out the fire extinguisher from his mouth* Oh, there gonna pay.
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Grace: Questions for boys. Do you like tall girls or short girls?
Benjamin: M E N.
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Benjamin: She's right.
Pico: What?!
Benjamin: I have to decide for myself. And I decided to live out the life that I wanna live!
Pico: ... You had me in the first half ngl.
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Soft Sarv: I miss Ruv...
Soft Ruv: Stop telling everyone that I'm dead!
Soft Sarv: I can sometimes hear his voice.
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Soft Monster: Oh? So you're approaching me, instead of being cowardly to me. You choose to challenge me?
Benjamin: I can sing the sh*t out of you without getting close...
Soft Monster: Oh hoo! Then come as close as you like!
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Skid: Is freaking bats. I love Halloween.
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Sky: *Walks in to the bathroom and sees Grace* Oh good you're not busy.
Grace: Actually Sky. *Turns around to reveal her makeup* I am busy!
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Mod: In the update, Normal BF week won't be featured anymore.
Keith:
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Soft Monster: That is, but a taste of my fury. Do you yield?
Benjamin: I do not.
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Frank: What the hell are you doing?
Marilyn: I am doing my eyebrows.
Frank: That's a big *ss mirror!
Marilyn: I have big *ss eyebrows!
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Benjamin: 🎶 I don't know how long I can do this? 🎶
Pico: I'm gonna need another 60 seconds!
Benjamin: Oh f***!
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Marilyn: Now be a good son and listen to your parents this instant!
Benjamin: Don't call me your son!
Frank and Marilyn: ?!
One of the audience members:
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Benjamin: Currently running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts and an Oreo. I'm ready to either fight God... OR BECOME HIM!
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Benjamin: No! No! NO! NO! STAY BACK! *Literally carries the piano*
Frank: Wait. Where'd you get that Piano?
Benjamin: *Yeets it at his parents*
Everyone: ._.
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Benjamin: Romantic. Sexual love.
Grace: N-No. No. I don't!
Benjamin: For her. *Points at Shaya (B3 GF)*
Grace: No! That is not...
Pico: AHAHAHAHAHA!
Grace: Okay.
Benjamin: Babe, don't be mean.
Pico: He just told her, your deepest, darkest secret!
Grace: Dude, come on! I think you're overreacting a bit.
Pico: You must be so embarrassed!
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*Double date and Benjamin's parents came by (If it ever happened)*
Benjamin: My parents are here? Why didn't you tell me?
Sven: Well it's because I wanted you to get caught.
Benjamin: Wh-
Sven: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Darnell: Why you in a rush?
Pico: I have to get back before Benjamin realizes I'm not in bed.
-Meanwhile in the guest bedroom-
Benjamin: Pico. PICO! ;-;
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Grace: Hey Sven, let me see what you have.
Sven: A knife!
Grace: NO!
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-After seeing the trailer-
Fan: Is this the part where one of us faints?
Me: Hehehe. I'm so on it. *Faints*
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Friday Night Funkin Soft Shenanigans
FanfictionJust a random book of Benjamin and other people in memes or some random stuff I came up with. Characters belong to Tama, Phantom Arcade, SR Pelo, Crypton, Tom Fulp and other mod creators Image, Videos and Memes don't belong to me Inspiration: Simpin...
