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Carol: *Went up to Grace and has her plate up in front of her*

Grace: Oh. *Clings her plate with Carol's*

Carol: ... Girl, take the potatoes!

Grace: Oh. I thought we were toasting the plates.

Carol and Grace: XD

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Benjamin: Here. *Offers Grace a baguette*

Grace: I don't think I want it.

Benjamin: Why?

Grace: Because if I eat that, I might get fat and people won't like me no more.

Benjamin: ... EAT THE GOD**N BAGUETTE!

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Frank: If you can beat me in this next song, we can forget this all ever happened.

Benjamin: Really?

Frank: Scouts honor!

-After No Cigar-

Benjamin: So... We're free to go?

Frank: ... So that was a f**king lie.

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Miku: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Marilyn: What?! You spilled*Has a stroke* Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?

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Marilyn: You little sh**!

Benjamin: ?!

Frank: ...

Pico: !

Miku: ...

Marie (Justie0rMarie): Congratulations. You played yourself.

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(Burger boys being random)

Benjamin: R/vexillology. The Flag of Japan but it's actually a hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain.

Neo: Oh. Sh**. I peed in my towel accidentally, better turn this into clout.

Benjamin: It was a WATER STAIN I had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T F**KING PEED ON IT!

B3: You peed on it. You peed on it didn't you little p*** boy?

Benjamin: I DIDN'T P*** I DIDN'T! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY! I'M NOT!

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Grace: It turns out me and Benji were just used for an arranged marriage.

B3 Pico: That's rough sissy.

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Grace: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?!

Benjamin: I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!

Grace: ARE YOU READY T-

Pico: Ben! Grace! Do you mind?

Benjamin: Let's continue the conversation somewhere else, because I believe "someone" is eavesdropping on us~

Grace: Well how rude of them~

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Grace: Wh-Why him?

Benjamin: I can't help who I love Grace.

Grace: Neither can-

*Confetti*

Grace: WHAT THE F*** IS WITH THE CONFETTI?!

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Wiki: Frank and Marilyn were arrested for Tax evasion but also arrested for their abuse

My mind in the Tax Evasion part: 🎶 Yo, word up! Frank and Marilyn Fairest is our name and we're gonna tell you how we beat the IRS at their game 🎶

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Grace: Oh my god! SVEN, there's a spider!

Sven: *Is tied up in a web* Yeah... I know genius.

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Grace: Yep. Just me, my BF with a big Shadow plushie he bought.

Sven: *Cuddles his Shadow plushie*

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Neo BF: Were not going to Six Flags. I don't wanna get through crazy chicanery.

B3 BF: Oh... That's strange... I thought we were considering that I'M ALREADY IN THE CAR!

Neo BF: NO!

B3 BF: AND WERE GOING TO SIX FLAGS!

Benjamin and B3: WOOOOHOOOO!

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That's all I can come up for now. Hope y'all enjoy it.

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