Carol: *Went up to Grace and has her plate up in front of her*
Grace: Oh. *Clings her plate with Carol's*
Carol: ... Girl, take the potatoes!
Grace: Oh. I thought we were toasting the plates.
Carol and Grace: XD
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Benjamin: Here. *Offers Grace a baguette*
Grace: I don't think I want it.
Benjamin: Why?
Grace: Because if I eat that, I might get fat and people won't like me no more.
Benjamin: ... EAT THE GOD**N BAGUETTE!
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Frank: If you can beat me in this next song, we can forget this all ever happened.
Benjamin: Really?
Frank: Scouts honor!
-After No Cigar-
Benjamin: So... We're free to go?
Frank: ... So that was a f**king lie.
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Miku: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.
Marilyn: What?! You spilled*Has a stroke* Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?
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Marilyn: You little sh**!
Benjamin: ?!
Frank: ...
Pico: !
Miku: ...
Marie (Justie0rMarie): Congratulations. You played yourself.
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(Burger boys being random)
Benjamin: R/vexillology. The Flag of Japan but it's actually a hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain.
Neo: Oh. Sh**. I peed in my towel accidentally, better turn this into clout.
Benjamin: It was a WATER STAIN I had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T F**KING PEED ON IT!
B3: You peed on it. You peed on it didn't you little p*** boy?
Benjamin: I DIDN'T P*** I DIDN'T! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY! I'M NOT!
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Grace: It turns out me and Benji were just used for an arranged marriage.
B3 Pico: That's rough sissy.
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Grace: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?!
Benjamin: I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!
Grace: ARE YOU READY T-
Pico: Ben! Grace! Do you mind?
Benjamin: Let's continue the conversation somewhere else, because I believe "someone" is eavesdropping on us~
Grace: Well how rude of them~
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Grace: Wh-Why him?
Benjamin: I can't help who I love Grace.
Grace: Neither can-
*Confetti*
Grace: WHAT THE F*** IS WITH THE CONFETTI?!
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Wiki: Frank and Marilyn were arrested for Tax evasion but also arrested for their abuse
My mind in the Tax Evasion part: 🎶 Yo, word up! Frank and Marilyn Fairest is our name and we're gonna tell you how we beat the IRS at their game 🎶
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Grace: Oh my god! SVEN, there's a spider!
Sven: *Is tied up in a web* Yeah... I know genius.
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Grace: Yep. Just me, my BF with a big Shadow plushie he bought.
Sven: *Cuddles his Shadow plushie*
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Neo BF: Were not going to Six Flags. I don't wanna get through crazy chicanery.
B3 BF: Oh... That's strange... I thought we were considering that I'M ALREADY IN THE CAR!
Neo BF: NO!
B3 BF: AND WERE GOING TO SIX FLAGS!
Benjamin and B3: WOOOOHOOOO!
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That's all I can come up for now. Hope y'all enjoy it.
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Friday Night Funkin Soft Shenanigans
FanfictionJust a random book of Benjamin and other people in memes or some random stuff I came up with. Characters belong to Tama, Phantom Arcade, SR Pelo, Crypton, Tom Fulp and other mod creators Image, Videos and Memes don't belong to me Inspiration: Simpin...