Grace: Okay... You can do this.
-Few seconds later-
Benjamin: *Walks in* Everything ok?
Grace: *Tied up in ribbons and wrapping* CALL 911!
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Marilyn: Toss me my keys!
Henchmen: *Throws a literal Christmas Tree*
Marilyn: I said... My keys...
Henchmen: I thought you said Christmas tree ma'am.
Marilyn: Why the f*** would I say Christmas Tree?!
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Soft Sarv: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Benjamin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Soft Sarv: My dear? Are you okay?
Benjamin: I'm a little messed up.
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Darnell: 🎶It's begining to look a lot like Christmas. Which means presents for everyone but not too expensive. 🎶
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Crazy Soft BF fans: 🎶 I just want you for my own 🎶
Benjamin: 🎶 Please leave me the f*** alone 🎶
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Darnell: Hey Pico. Ask me what kind of tree it is.
Pico: No.
Darnell: Ask me what kind of tree it is.
Pico: No.
Darnell: Ask me what kind of tree it is.
Pico: What?
Darnell: Is a Chris Pine Tree. *Picture of Chris Pine is on a tree*
Pico: -_-
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Pico: Open it up.
Pump: *Opens the present and gets an Avocado* An Avocado. Thanks.
Benjamin: Pfft. Pico.
Pico: Hey. He likes it.
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Frank: Hey. There's no need to get hostile to your parents!
Marilyn: Benjamin. Please. It's Christmas!
Benjamin: *With a giant Candy Cane* IT'S DECEMBER 17!
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Sven: Hey. You want some blades?
Benjamin: No! Blades are for skating! *Randomly has Roller Skates on* Ya Dingus! *Tries to go away but is in a bit of a struggle* Is kind of snowy.
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Frank and Marilyn: ...
Oliver and Alice (Keith's parents): ...
Marilyn: I am questioning your wardrobe choices
Alice: While I am questioning your parenting choices.
Marilyn: *Le gasp*
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Benjamin: I don't think this is a good idea.
Darnell: Then why you come with me?
Benjamin: Because someone has to go and make sure their friends DOESN'T GET ARRESTED!
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*Benjamin and Pico are in the hospital and pretty much bandaged up and drowsy from the medications*
Darnell: *Waits for one of them to wake up*
Benjamin: *Wakes up slowly and Pico follow*
Darnell: How tall are you?
Benjamin: Yogurt.
Pico: Pfft.
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Benjamin: We can finally leave. I'm coming back for you Trashi- *Is back on the AU Mod waiting room* I'M BACK IN THE F***ING BUILDING AGAIN!
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Keith: Hey. How you doing? First time dealing with a .EXE?
Benjamin: Yeah?
Schroeder (D Side BF): Welcome to hell.
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Sorry it took so long but hopefully you enjoy it
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Friday Night Funkin Soft Shenanigans
FanfictionJust a random book of Benjamin and other people in memes or some random stuff I came up with. Characters belong to Tama, Phantom Arcade, SR Pelo, Crypton, Tom Fulp and other mod creators Image, Videos and Memes don't belong to me Inspiration: Simpin...
