The chaos continues ;w;

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Sayori: I just wish that we all can get along back in Middle School. I wish I can make a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we're all happy-

Pico: She doesn't even go here.

Staff Member: Are you from here?

Sayori: No. I just have a lot of feelings.

Staff Member: Okay. Go home.

(ALT.)

Grace: I just wish that we all can get along back in Middle School. I wish I can make a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we're all happy-

Natsuki: She doesn't even go here.

Staff Member: Are you from here?

Grace: No. I just have a lot of feelings.

Staff Member: Okay. Go home.

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Frank: I know you snuck out last night Benjamin.

Th3 V!$!0n: Play dumb.

Benjamin: Who's Benjamin?

Th3 V!i$!0n: Not that dumb!

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Darnell: What kind of f**king McDonald's has a voice message? What you want me to say? I want a f**king burger tomorrow? Like really-

Pico: *Immediately grabbed Darnell's phone and turns it off* That was Gabriel Updike's phone number you nicompoop.

Darnell: Oh. I thought it was Gabriel Jinx.

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Benjamin's mind: Don't be intimidated Benjamin. Just try to imagine him in his underwear

Pico:

Benjamin's mind: OH NO HE'S HOT! O\\\O------------------------------------------------------------

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Benjamin's mind: OH NO HE'S HOT! O\\\O
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Henchmen: Um... Ma'am?

Marilyn: What?!

Henchmen: He jumped!*Benjamin and Pico were falling down as Pico held on to Benjamin.*

Marilyn: HE JUMPED?!

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Marcy: Grace? Why do you want to go to the Prom?

Grace: Because mom. Ball is life. *Does a weird dance.*

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Soft Monster: *Laughs inside the Mansion walls*

Benjamin: He's in the walls... *He gets out his Paint Palette to use as a weapon* HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!

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*Back pipe of the Limo bursts and everyone jumped, but the Henchmen panicked*

Henchmen: Oh my! That was a gunshot.

Frank: Henchmen-

Henchmen: *He ran around outside* Everyone get your heads down!

Frank: Henchmen-

Henchmen: That was a drive-by attempt Frank!

Frank: Henchmen! That's just our limo's back pipe bursting.

Henchmen: *Yells from the distance* They're coming for the eggs!

Benjamin: ._.

Miku: Um... Okay...

Marilyn: *Tried to hold her laughter.*

Frank: HENCHMEN!!

Henchmen: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE EGGS!

Frank: *Sighs in annoyance*

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Pico: 🎶I want to see my little boy🎶

Darnell: 🎶Here he comes.🎶

Pico: 🎶I want to see my little boy🎶 *Hugs Benjamin tightly*

Benjamin: ^^

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Henchmen: *Runs into Marilyn's room.* Marilyn!

Marilyn: *Gets up and has light green face mask and cucumbers on her eyes* What?!

Henchmen: Ahh! *He backed away s bit in shock*

Marilyn: This better be good. *Both of the cucumbers fell off with her eyes flashing light red*

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Benjamin: Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

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