I wake up in my bed and look in the mirror. I look into my Vaseline-lid, Smurf skin, The blue parts of a pop secret popcorn bag that went stale, true blue hair from Roblox blue eyes. I looked so ugly with my hourglass body and 69-foot golden hair that's made of magic fairy pixie dust that fades into unicorn poop rainbow. I put my hair into a messy bun because I'm different and don't do ponytails like the other girls. I get dressed into this outfit bc. I don't wear pink because I'm not like other girls.
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I walk downstairs and trip and broke 3 bones bc I'm clumsy as hell. "Y/N YOU DUMBASS DON'T FUCKING FALL AGAIN" my grandshit shouted from the kitchen table. The rest of my family, including my 3 goldfish and my 8 dogs died in the airport after all of them tripped on the moving sidewalk things and got sucked under them never to be seen again. "I-i-im s-so s-s-sorry grandpoop!!! I-it won't h-h-happen again, I-I swaer!!!! I cry out, on the verge of tears. "Yeah ok you dumbass" he says. I walk out the school without eating brekkie bc I'm gonna be late if I do. I summoned a Pegasus and flew away with it to skewl. At school I bumped into a 8 foot tall guy with hot topic black hair and black clothes. He was sooooooooooo hot!! "WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU DOODOOHEAD!!!!1!1!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡" He shouted at me "I-i-i-im so sorry!!!!!!" I say. " you BETTER BE😡😡😡😾😾😾🐺" he screamed. I ran off sobbing and sprinted to the school rooftop where I transformed into my unicorn-galaxy princess-wolf-cat-bunny-pegasus-alicorn-rainbow-vampire-angle-devil-demon-warrior-sheetz cashier form.
"Oh, I'm a gummy bear Yes I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear..." You sang
"I'm a jelly bear 'Cause I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singing gummy bear Oh, yeah..."
"Bai ding ba doli party Bamm bing ba doli party Breding ba doli party party pop Bai ding ba doli party Bamm bing ba doli party Breding ba doli party party pop..."
"Oh, I'm a gummy bear Yes I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear..."
"I'm a jelly bear 'Cause I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singing gummy bear Oh, yeah..."
"Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum..."
"Three times you can bite me..."
"Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum..."
"Bai ding ba doli party Bamm bing ba doli party Breding ba doli party party pop Bai ding ba doli party Bamm bing ba doli party Breding ba doli party party pop..."
"Oh, I'm a gummy bear Yes I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear..."
"I'm a jelly bear 'Cause I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singing gummy bear..."
"Oh, I'm a gummy bear Yes I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear..."
"I'm a jelly bear 'Cause I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singing gummy bear..."
"Party pop Party pop Party pop..."
"Your really good at singing..." A mysterious man said. He had shit-brown hair and Minecraft grass green orbs.
"O-oh...th-thank you..." I said, blushing a little.
"W-whats your name, honey??? 🐺🐺🐺🐺" he said.
"I-I'm y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y/n" I replied.
"Cute. I'm Zachary..." Zachary said.
I was about to say something, but then the edgy alpha male from earlier yelled "BACK OFF, SHES MINE!!!!!!" the two boys then fought for me for 3 hours. Zachary rose victorious and then we made out for 7 hours straight, our tongues battling for dominance half the time, until he won and shove his strawberry pink, slimy tongue down my throat.
