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Salty Sweet

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A sweet and salty love story between daffy duck and a saltshaker. Hints towards DaffySaltPorky content.

#bugsbunny #cringe #daffyduck #daffyisrich #fboyface #forcedproximity #insertion #loony #loonytunes #porkypig #saltshaker #satire #soldtotherich #underratedships #unholy

Daffy's P.O.V

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by les-dollarSign-bean

by les-dollarSign-bean

I watched the saltshaker as salty tears ran down her cylindrical body.

"Cupcake, what's wrong? You're crying." I said, with a slight tremble in my voice. Her body trembled so bad she couldn't breathe. The tears started falling down her cheeks, but they weren't tears of joy. "I just found out that my husband of 19000000000 years has been cheating on me with a P- P- Pepper shaker!" she wailed in despair, "I can't believe him!"

"Dam that sucks my guy, how about we head to my place, and we can 'talk' some more about this. I'm sure I can make you forget about him." I said pulling my best Fboy face in an attempt to cheer her up.