Salty Sweet

Salt Shaker's P.O.V.

I looked at Daffy dumbfounded with a flushed expression before I agreed, and we headed back to Daffy's place. Once we entered the house chaos occurred, Daffy slammed me into the wall aggressively licking up the salt grains falling out of my head. I let out a moan as he stared into Daffy's eyes. "I'm going to make you forget all about that peppershaker." Daffy said while taking off his tail feathers and inserting my glass cyclical body inside like a plug. I let out a deep breath as I felt Daffy tighten around me.

Daffy then gets up and messages Porky, his best friend, and tells him everything, he then proceeds to get into the car with the shaker still inside of him and drive to Porky's house. By the time Daffy arrived home, Porky had poured boba and pizza all over the raging flames, putting out the fire. Daffy's best friend grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him excitedly, insisting that he tell him everything. "She's still in there," Daffy said with a grin." Porky's eyes widened at this in complete shock. "Can I see," Porky asked with his best Fboy face, "and can I join?" Daffy looked at his best friend as he weighed up the positives and negatives of doing the devils tango with his best friend and a saltshaker, he decided there were no negatives. And so they engaged in a disturbing night of sweet, salty love making. *Insert unholy noises here*.

The Next Morning

I'm sitting on the bed beside a pig I don't know and Daffy. I get up to leave embarrassed at the scene without getting a good look at the pig's face. Sure, what happened last night was fun and all but I had just found out that my boyfriend had cheated on me, I wasn't ready for a relationship and it was only a one night stand. Yeah, that was it just one night.

When I arrive home, I am greeted with the unpleasant face of my mother, a keychain. I ignore her questions and head straight to my room and sit at my hello kitty pink gaming set up and jump on call with my dear friend Lola to play some fortnights battle royal and tell her all about my night last night. Mid way through the game my phone rings and a message pops up. It's Lola that she saw him, the mysterious pig. I felt something when we first meet almost like a pull, it felt like we were soulmates, but I was stupid, I ran away.

The door to my room opened and my asshole of a sister walked in with her hair curled and her eyes on her phone. The phone was in her hand as she shows me and image of him. "I overheard everything. He's famous you know," she continues, "he's got a million girls going after him... you don't stand a chance." I looked down at myself, she was right the only thing good about me was my voluminous mummy milkers.

I woke up the next morning 4 hours after my alarm, I was so late for school. I quickly tied back my messy head feathers into a messy bun, and chucked on a pair of red converse, I refused to wear high heels and makeup, ughh, that's just so girly. I jumped on my bike (I made it myself cause unlike other girls I enjoy mechanics) and I rode to school.

When I got to school, I looked around for my best friend Lola but I couldn't find her so I just stuck to hanging with the boys. I was just about to sit with them when the bell rang, and I had to get the maths.

Maths the most boring and basic subject on the planet, when will I ever use trigonometry or bearings in real life, I'll tell you when never! I sat at an empty desk at the back of the room, observing everyone around me. That's when Regina George walked in with her sickly-sweet perfume and a skirt short enough to pass as a belt, seriously how does she not get dress coded. She was followed by her little minions, Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dumb, they're like brain dead zombies that believe everything Regina says. "Omg girlies did you see the new guy?" "I heard he's famous." "Look at those muscles." "Eeeekkkkkk!" "Shhhh he's coming over" "Hi Porky. Hey Daffy. Want to sit with us?"

"I'm all good laddies." I silently prayed that they didn't sit next the me the last thing I needed was Regina losing her mind and making my life a living hell, she already does that enough at home, oh did I forget to mention Regina is my sister.

I turned my head away from them and played with my food length florescent green head pubes trying my very best to ignore them, they shouldn't be talking to me anyway, they should be talking to someone like Regina. A pretty girl that loved makeup and wore short dresses with heels and perfect curls. My hair was lousily chucked on top of my head in a messy bun, and I just hated the feeling of makeup on my face, I wasn't like those other girls, I was a total tomboy. That's why my parents hated me, I wasn't pretty enough.

They came from old money lots of money. They could buy me if they wanted to...

I suddenly recited a vibration on my hello kitty X race car flip phone (I don't believe in iPhones since I don't have social media) it was my mother.

In messages

Mum- Goodbye you waste of space.

Me- ... what?

Mum- We finally got rid of you, for a big cheque too 🤑

Me- WHAT!

Mum- don't yell at me you ungrateful brat! Your crap is already at his house *this number has blocked you*

Irl

So that just happened, who would possibly-

"Sup princess," It was Daffy, "you ready to go home?"

"What do you mean home... Wait YOU brought me!" Anger pulsated through me body as I stared directly into his piecing blue eyes, "What is wrong with you!" I stormed off clearly upset with my long hair flying behind me.