Wolfgang AR WOLFGANG ARGH

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by ChangbinsAssHair

by ChangbinsAssHair

(At school the next day)

Me and my gang are waking through the half and me and beomgyu are having an ass slapping contest, I suddenly slap his ass so hard he falls into the EMO kid

EMO kid: meh meh blu blu blu I'm Wednesday

Lisa: what the fuck

"BUAHAUSHAUSHAUAHGAHXHCHAXAXAXA CAGAHSHAHAHAHABOMBALACACAAAAAAAHAHAHAAJHAHSAHGSHAGGAHA"

Me and beomgyu are laughing a lot right now to the point we're on the floor and kicking eachother and crying and our stomached hurt

*okay now imagine this, cool electric guitars go of and suddenly bangdaddy and his friends walk down the hallway, all in motorbike gear*

Okay so we got

1. Bangdaddy (the leader)
2. Changtrashbin (the co-leader)
3. _ missing _
4. Feliz NaviDoesntHaveADad
5. Hyunkabunchkin
6. Segoonmin
7. inn
8. LeeDOESNTknaur

Bangchan: oi mates leave my mate alone yea Cmon hantastic let's- oh my gaurd Y/N is that you..? *he stares at me intimidatingly*

Lisa: ew fock of u fat cont

Bangchan: watch ur words lice-a

Lisa: I bet u have lice bitch u tyrannosaurus fury ass looking mf

Sunoo: oh my GARD he tewts follows naked wemen on instar

Beomhan: I Like feet too

I stand up, making sure to keep eye contact with bangchan

Renée: Listen here bubs we run this schewl so DONT faque with me yea?

Bangchan: baby baby...

Renée: Eat my ass

Bangchan: gladly

We all stare at him in shock. I blink twice before sassily flicking my hair back and walking away with my gang making sure to give that forced recoil as I walk

I'm LITTERALLY such a forking baddie 😍💅

WAIT... EMO WEDNWSDAY DOG SHIT SMELLING KID AND THE FUCKING GUY FOOTFETISH FROM MY ART IS FRIENDS WITH CHAN...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hanniewannie: I like poosay too

Hyunjin (snorts) same hahahorhorhorhor giggle giggle

Felly: stawp guys we have a situation on our hands...

Bangchan: yeah, my POOKIE is angwy at me... and it's making me mad 😡😡😡