Raven
"Whatever you do, do not touch anything here," I warn Damian. He raises an eyebrow.
"Why? Will I be forced to stay here for eternity?" he asks sarcastically.
"No, it's just really dirty and stinky and I very strongly recommend you don't touch anything. Also there's a high chance that you'll get some kind of sickness or something," I tell him. He smirks.
"How bad is he?"
"On a scale from the tower kitchen to Beast Boy's room it's Beast Boy's room," I say. He shivers in mock horror, but actually freezes when he sees Gluttony's castle. There are about a hundred different types of plants in a fifty foot radius, and the colors vary from brown to purple.
"I think he needs a new gardener," Damian mutters.
"This is nothing compared to the inside," I say, grimacing.
"Isn't he magic?"
"Yes."
"So can't he just magic this stuff into looking nice?"
"He could."
"But he won't?"
"But he won't," I confirm.
"Now I'm kinda curious as to what the inside looks like," he admits.
"Trust me, Wayne, you're going to regret that."
Clint
"So...this is nice," Tony says after fifteen minutes of silence. Natasha winces and I elbow her.
"Those two. The one in black and blue and the tall woman. You think they're doing it?" I ask her quietly. She smirks.
"Yeah," she whispers back.
The man with a big S on his chest spits out the water he was drinking.
"What? Nightwing?! Starfire?! You're in a relationship?!" he yells. They whip around.
"You didn't know that?" the green dude asks.
"What? No! Bruce, did you know?!" Superman, I think was his name, asks the one dressed like a bat, who rolls his eyes.
"You know, for someone with super hearing, you're somehow the last to hear everything," he says.
"Hey!"
"And you just exposed my name to a room full of strangers."
"We're in a different universe, Bruce. They don't know who you are, they don't know who any of us are!"
"He has a point," Nat tells the bat. Manbat? Batman? Yeah, I think that's his name.
"Fine."
"I'm Gar, AKA Beast Boy!" the green kid tells us.
"Jaime Reyes, AKA Blue Beetle," the one in a blue robotic suit says.
"Koriand'r, AKA Starfire. You can just call me Kori," the tall woman murmurs.
"Dick Grayson AKA Nightwing."
"Clark Kent AKA Superman."
"Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman."
"I'm Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye," I offer, nudging Natasha. She rolls her eyes.
"Natasha Romanoff. Black Widow."
"I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man."
"Raven said that he's this universe's Batman. Her exact words were 'Rich dude with no powers but has other talents and pays for everything' and then 'they both refuse to cope with their parents death like normal people'," Wanda says. All the new people besides Batman burst out laughing. Dick nudges him.
"That's your future daughter in law. She roasted you," he tells Bruce.
"Wait, daughter in law? I thought they weren't together," Wanda interrupts.
"They aren't. Well, not yet at least. It's obvious they like each other. Right?" Dick asks. Wanda shrugs, but also nods.
"I guess."
"So, how was Raven? Polite, I assume?" he asks, changing the subject. Wanda nods, and I choose not to mention the first time we met Raven. Tony opens his mouth, but Steve covers it with his hand.
"Yep, perfect angel," he lies.
"Wow, did she threaten to blow up your tofu?" Gar asks him.
"What?" Steve asks, confused.
"Ummm, nothing," he mutters. Jaime looks like he's about to burst out laughing. Gar glares at him. He opens his mouth to say something, when a portal opens up and two teenagers come flying out of it, and go through the glass wall. Raven jumps up and closes the portal quickly. She stumbles back.
"Crikey, love! What happened?!" Constantine asks.
"On the bright side, we have one of my brothers on our side. On the other, we have my worst brother against us," she says.
"He's the evilest?" Kori asks.
"What? No. He just is the worst. Like, he always smells, his castles a complete wreck, his magic sucks compared to the rest of us, and-"
"How bad is it that he's joining them?" Superman asks.
"It doesn't make a difference. Not a noticeable one."
"What about the third?"
"He's neutral. Doesn't give a damn either way."
"So who's on whose side?" Constantine asks.
"Gluttony's on the bad, Lust is out, and Sloth is on ours," she says.
"Wait, so we have the laziest sin?" I ask.
"He's not the laziest sin. He's the sin of being lazy, but that doesn't make him lazy. He's actually really powerful, because he's gaining power from all the laziness in America," she adds. (Note: I'm American. Self burn)
"Hey, that's not exactly fair," Steve says. She gives him a look.
"For every non lazy person in America, there are four more lazy ones," she tells him. Eh, those statistics probably aren't wrong.
"Yeah, Steve. Don't even bother trying to fight it," Nat says.
"Yeah, Cap. Stop trying to defend America, Captain America," Tony teases. Raven rolls her eyes in a way that says, I am so done with you morons.
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Raven meets the Avengers
Fanfiction(DCAMU) Raven wakes up in a different dimension. The Avengers'. Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel or DC
