Raven
"So now that we know where we are, what do we do?" I ask.
"Now, little girl, we wait."
"Firstly, that plan sucks. And secondly, I'm not a little girl."
"You're like four foot. That's little."
"I am not four foot!"
"My apologies. Three foot eleven?"
"I will smack you."
"Okay, okay. I get it, I get it. You're obviously four foot one.''
"I will end you."
"Jesus. Okay, okay. What's your plan, oh great and wise woman?" he asks.
"We go to the library, of course."
"What? Ew. No. We're not going to the library. The library is for nerds."
"Then congratulations, Mr. Deadpool. You've been upgraded to a nerd." Whatever that is.
"What are we even looking for?" Deadpool whines as he looks at the books with the flashlight.
"Um, universal travel, space and time continuum, demons, the devil, sorcerers, anything really."
"You're serious? That'll take all night."
"You don't have to read them. Just get the books, and I will."
"Oh? And I suppose you're going to read, what, a hundred books tonight?"
"That sounds about right." I can scan books for certain things, making it go by quicker. But I normally read books like everyone else.
"You're serious?"
"I'm always serious, you idiot."
"You need to learn new insults."
"I know only the insults my brother taught me. Unfortunately, he despises foul language, and no one else ever cussed around me, so I only know those basic terms."
"You sound like a British woman from the 1800s."
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Raven meets the Avengers
Fanfiction(DCAMU) Raven wakes up in a different dimension. The Avengers'. Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel or DC
