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Happy Birthday, SMG4! ❤️

"Happy Birthday, SMG4!" I looked up and saw Meggy staring down at me.

"M-Meggy?" I had to squint to see her as somebody turned on a really bright light in my room. I don't even have a light that bright- "Wha... what?"

"Four, didja not hear me? It's your BIRTHDAY today! You'll never guess what Mario got you..." Meggy sounded excited.

"wait. did you just say..." As my eyes adjusted to the light, I saw Mario stepping down a rusty stepladder. "MARIO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"

"ooh, mario saw that your lightbulb was broken, so he fitted a new one!" This wasn't like Mario. Last time he tried screwing in a new lightbulb, he knocked the power out. It was kinda my fault, though.

"So, you broke the light, got Meggy to fix it and you pretended to fix it?"

"Nooo, mario would never do that! A wild spaghetti broke the lightbulb so mario went to fix it before you wake up!" I knew it. Mario had broken it.

"You did that... all by yourself?"

"Of course, when would Mario lie to you?"

"Hey Red, Four, you comin'?" 'Coming'? Coming where?

"huh?"

"We got the whole gang together to celebrate your birthday!" I was stunned. "Yes Four, we got the *entire* gang together. We'll meet you outside."

"I'll be there in a minute." As Meggy and Mario left the room, I muttered to myself, "I wonder what I should wear."

I checked the wardrobe to see which of my outfits looked perfect. Instantly, one outfit stood out. All the others looked dull and repetitive. Blue and white, blue and white, blue and white. This one, however, was a noticeable sapphire shirt with some milky-white overalls.

Trust me. There's a very obvious difference.

After I got my better-than-signature look on, I headed out the door and went outside, where it seemed like everyone was waiting for me, at a picnic just for me. The massive blanket matched my outfit nearly perfectly, yet I felt like something was missing.

"Where's SMG3?" That's it! SMG3's not here. A portal opened, and SMG3 had arrived. "Dude..."

"Sorry, SMG4! I forgot to get you a present." He smiled at me. He knew that I could tell that this was the truth. His hair was an improperly combed mess and his hat was on sideways.

"Anyway, you two, come and sit down!" said the blue-haired girl, "After all, we have some food to eat." Tari was right. Everybody was hungry. "We left you a spot, 4!"

I sat down in the large gap that the others had left me, and then I suddenly realised that nobody had even expected SMG3 to come. They all thought he was too busy, doing dead meme stuff or whatever.

"Hey, Three!" I managed to catch his attention first try.

"Huh?"

"Come and sit down!"

"Where? There's no space."

"uhhh..." I really didn't think that far ahead. "You can come and sit next to me, there's loads of space here." Everybody's quiet conversations came to a halt and everybody stared at me.

"Oooh, SMG4's a-gay for Three!"

"Shut up, Mario. I'm only doing this because it really isn't polite to invite someone to a party and then not leave them a space because they didn't expect them to come."

Everyone fell silent again, until the silence was broken by Fishy Boopkins.

"Meggy... he has a point. If you didn't think he'd show up, why did you invite SMG3?" Meggy looked at Boopkins.