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Jumper ❤️

(The title is referring to a "jumper", as in a wool sweater. Sorry if there was any confusion.)

SMG3 was walking to the castle. It wasn't a very long walk, as his coffee shop was stationed incredibly close. Even so, he still felt the harsh cold of the almost-hail rain, drenching his skin in a wet, freezing mess of water. He only wished that he had decided not to go out. He should've known better after seeing Eggdog come back in to the coffee shop, shivering and soaked. But no, SMG3 had gone outside anyway.

SMG3 could truly feel the harsh cold of winter. If it was snow, it might not have been so bad. However, it wasn't quite cold enough for snow and he was instead stuck with cold rain with the occasional small hailstone hitting against his numb face. After what seemed like an eternity of dragging forward in his waterlogged shoes, he managed to reach the castle.

He knocked on the door. The door swung open and he was greeted by the cheerful face of SMG4, whose expression quickly turned into concern given the state that Three was in. "...SMG3? You alright?" he asked.

"Well, I wanted to spend some time with you, but I clearly didn't anticipate the crazy frosty rain. I really should've known," responded Three. He stepped into the castle, some of the rainwater from his face, hair and outfit dripping down onto the doormat below him. He shivered.

"Should I go find you some dry clothes?" SMG4 asked, eager to keep SMG3 warm. Before SMG3 could even answer, he walked into his room and sorted through the closet. Meanwhile, SMG3 walked in fully and closed the door behind him, placing his wet cap on a radiator to try to get it to dry faster.

SMG4 returned with some comfy looking black trousers, a blue shirt and a red-and-purple jumper, with matching cozy socks. "This alright?"

Three looked delighted by the outfit presented to him, and promptly said, "Yes." SMG4 shut himself in his room to allow SMG3 to get his borrowed outfit on. He also gave Three a towel. When SMG3 gave Four the green light to come back in, Three looked nice and cozy. He had a burning question, though. "Where's Mario?"

"Mario? He's gone to a spaghetti place with Meggy, Melony, Tari and Saiko. He kinda hijacked their Girls' Night, if you know what I mean," SMG4 replied, giving a rather straightforward answer (or biforward?). "You look really nice in that outfit, Three."

Surprised by the compliment, SMG3 blushed slightly and gave his fellow meme guardian another question. "So... it's just me and you, then?"

SMG4 thought about the question for a good few seconds before answering with, "Yeah. It's just you and me." While SMG3 was now in dry clothes, he was still slightly cold and Four could see him shivering slightly. He went to the kitchen and made a hot chocolate, plopping in a few marshmallows. He handed the mug to his ex-nemesis who smiled at the gesture and smiled even more upon tasting the hot beverage.

"Wow, Four... this is really good." He was genuinely happy with how heartwarming his chocolatey drink was, and he sat down on the sofa with a blanket. Despite him normally trying to show an edgy, tough persona normally, he let himself be cosy for once. Seeing SMG3 wrapped up in a blanked with a mug of hot chocolate like this made him look adorable, or at least to SMG4, anyway.

As the bleak winter night drew in, Three was already feeling tired. Despite it only being 5:43 PM, he was in a very good position till drift off to sleep. He finished his hot chocolate and turned to his friend, whom he had been playing Rummy with. He gave Four a weak smile with tired eyes. "I know it's not very late, but I could really use a nap."

SMG4 smiled. "I was thinking the same thing. I have a really big cosy blanket that we could share for a nice nap. It might look a little gay, but hopefully nobody will see us."

Three quickly nodded his head, liking that idea. SMG4 left the room yet again, returning with a big fluffy blanket. He sat down on the couch with SMG3, laying on top of him slightly (he didn't seem to mind too much) and he spread the blanket over the both of them. SMG3 drifted off to sleep, with SMG4 soon following.

...

A few hours later, after the rain had long since cleared up, Meggy and Mario returned to the castle. Tari, Saiko and Melony were out late shopping. As Meggy walked in, she saw on the couch...

SMG4.

And SMG3.

Asleep.

Cuddling.

SMG4 and SMG3 were fast asleep, their arms wrapped around each other and a large fluffy blanket enveloping them both. From the layout of the objects around them, Meggy figured out from the cards laying on the floor that they'd clearly only meant to take a quick nap, yet they were still peacefully dreaming together. Meggy silently got her phone out, took a photo, and beckoned Mario to come over, her finger over hen lips to keep Mario quiet.

Mario followed Meggy quietly, and his eyes widened when he saw the two sleeping meme guardians. "✨Gae✨," he said quietly. He nudged Meggy to check if she had already taken a photo of the homosexuals, for Mario couldn't be trusted with a phone.

"Yes, Mario, I took a photo. Why wouldn't I?" said Meggy. The two of them advanced to the kitchen, quietly giggling while passing the two snoring men, snuggled together.

—THE END—

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