yolkssang
to my lovely and adorable seonghwa hyung:hi! i need you to take one of your cute collectable kfc spoons and ask to drizzle some extra virgin olive oil on it and maybe add a sprinkle of salt and pepper.
proceed to reach deep into the fridge to pull out a tub of greek yogurt and scoop a spoonful out of it and eat it.then bend over the kitchen counter and shove that shit right up your tight arse, scoop out a mouthful of those starwars legos you ingest daily and stay the fuck outta my business ❤️
love, your dongsaeng kang yeosang
san
boy what da hell boy...hwaseong
to my dearest sunset babygirl,hello. im trying to help you dear. dont reject my love. and you should really learn some manners and watch how you act around people older than you ❤️ and no i will not scoop lego out of my ass upon your request.
love, your momma park seonghwa
yolkssang
to my goth lesbian-looking homosexual mess of a hyung,no i shan't watch for how i act, you should respect my jolly decisions with enthusiasm.
love, kang yeosang
hwaseong
to my dearest sweetheart who's dancing on thin ice,watch yourself love.
from, park seonghwa
yolkssang
to my stubborn and hot headed hyung,i really appreciate your help but right now i dont need it.
with love, kang fucking yeosang
hwaseong
to this stupid himbo,shove two fingers up your ass for me sweetheart 😊 it'll loosen you up in no time
sincerely, park seonghwa
yolkssang
to this dumb bitch,i'll shove my entire fist up your ass to relief you from stress
sincerely, kang mother fucking kys yeosang
hwaseong
okay yeosang who the fuck ate your ass wrong this morning? because why are you acting like such a prick today?wooyo
omo mamas fighting back today 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️hwaseong
oh stop it you...yolkssang
because mOthEr, im deprivedhwqseong
deprived of what? dick?yolkssang
...nohwaseong
yep wooyoung you were right
he's deprived of dickyolkssang
im not ☹️san
ok but honestly samewooyo
NO UR NOT????san
im losing my game
you keep going over to yunho's...wooyo
I DO NOTsan
yes you do!!!!
you keep hiding in his bed im so deprived as well
WHO KNOWS WHAT YOURE DOING IN THERE...yolkssang
damn maybe you shouldve walked in on themsan
i want to spare my eyes of another bleaching session, tyvm
its not good for me, my eyes or my gradually deteriorating mentality.hwaseong
don't tell me you've actually bleached your eyes before 💀san
no i didn'tyolkssang
he was at the ER for 4 dayshwaseong
are you shitting me right now?san
yesyolkssang
nowooyo
sjshsjsDKFKDDKDKS
I WAS TIREDsan
I ATE YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU WENT OUhwaseong
this is my fucking cue, good fucking night.san
😢😢😢
no hyung stay with meeeeeehwaseong
mayonaka no door wo tatakiiiisan
kaeranai to naitaaaaaaasan was kicked
wooyo
no thanks no nothing for me??yolkssang
kys browooyo
TCHhwaseong
guys do you wanna go buy starwars cereal with mehongjoong
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
LET ME GO WIRH YOU
LET ME GO WITH YOU
LET ME GO WITH YOUwooyo
brother in christ is starving bruhhongjoong
SHUT UP
SEONGHWA I'LL GO WITH YOU
SEONGHWAAAAhwaseong
pookie we talked about not acting up in fromt of the kidswooyo
EW
😟😟🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢hongjoong
sorrey 😔yolkssang
stfu 💀💀editing this at the airport idk what else to add helpp
i'll prolly do a halloween special when i come back 😍😍
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drunken bastards | ateez chatroom
Fanfictionproncess: fuck no im outta here ---- Just a bunch of overly immature (homo) dudes texting each other. ateez chatroom/ groupchat fic. jongsang\seongjoong\yungi\woosan. other kpop groups(AHEM XIKERS AHEM) also featured. Hey atinys and others, this is...