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lil late but happy birthday hongjoong!

uodate: rn its 12:50 am and i have to finish writing a 300-400 word memoir for my eng teacher and im so close to jumping off a cliff if i dont submit this shit before 8 am she's gonna obliterate my ass

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uodate: rn its 12:50 am and i have to finish writing a 300-400 word memoir for my eng teacher and im so close to jumping off a cliff
if i dont submit this shit before 8 am she's gonna obliterate my ass

joong - daddy
seonghwa - juan
yunho - yuyu
yeosang - babydoll
san - sana
mingi - princess
wooyoung - wonkwonk
jomgho - apple

apple
shut up san
just because you were dropped as a baby doesn't mean everyone else here was too

sana
:(

juan
😨

wonkwonk
damn okay
the baby needs a diaper change

apple
bro shut the actual hell up!?!?!

wonkwonk
no i shall NOT
you disrespected me
you disrespected my family
you disrespected my grandmama
how dare you

yuyu
is this supposed to be a vine reference or greta thunberg

daddy
STOP IT WITH GRETA THUNBERG
IM SICK OF IT
NO MORE HOW DARE YOUS
YOU KIDS RUINED EVERYTHJNG
HSHDKALLAKDOELS

wonkwonk
it was an attempt to quote the small rodent from zootopia

yuyu
damnit
u lil shit i'll come back for you

wonkwonk
the title of god of memes belongs to me now.

apple
kiss my ass jung wooyoung
god of memes more like
god of clowns

wonkwonk
shut yo goofy ass up child

apple
stop you ass kisser
i know you kiss ass

wonkwonk
i know i eat ass
in fact
i ate yeosang late night

sana
again...

yuyu
AGAIN?!

apple
bro youre like the end of a loaf of bread
everyboyd touches you but nobody wants you

daddy
woah

sana
😟

yuyu
NAHHHHH THATS CROSSING THE LINE
NAHHH NAHHH
NAHHHHHHHH

princess
what happened to hello?

juan
STOP ENOUGH
CAN WE NOT INSULT EACH OTHER FOR ONCE?

wonkwonk
you're walking on really thin ice.
choi jongcock

apple
*skates*

wonkwonk
...
FUCK YOU

juan
and what did i just fucking say.
😐😐😐😐

babydoll
did you just indirectly call my best friend a slut

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