noahiscool: hi
marselinedion: hi
noahiscool: one file attachment
marselinedion: that is one cute plant
marselinedion: can plants even be considered cute
marselinedion: who cares i think it's cute
noahiscool: thank you
noahiscool: i'll have you know it took great discretion to pick that one out
marselinedion: i bet
noahiscool: how was your day?
marselinedion: it was... weird
marselinedion: it's a long story
noahiscool: do you wanna talk about it?
marselinedion: ...
marselinedion: can i get a raincheck? i don't think it'd be a good time to talk about it right now
noahiscool: i'll think about it ;p
marselinedion: tell me about yourself
marselinedion: i mean i bet you're really cool, with a username like that and everything
noahiscool: says the girl with the user marselinedion
marselinedion: touché
marselinedion: i figured 'hey if i'm going to embarrass myself in front of strangers on the internet i might as well do it right'
noahiscool: well said
marselinedion: thank you
marselinedion: but really, tell me about yourself (without using the word boring thank you very much)
noahiscool: well... there's not much to say. i like spaghetti. my pet hamster's name is harris. i move around a lot because of my mom's job. i don't really have friends.
noahiscool: i mean your the closest thing to friend that i've got as of now i think
noahiscool: wait that sounds really pathetic
marselinedion: i feel honored
marselinedion: don't be ashamed i'm amazing
marselinedion: you're starting to grow on me
noahiscool: i take it back
marselinedion: mold. you are growing on me like mold.
noahiscool: i regret saying that
marselinedion: you shouldn't, friend
noahiscool: *internally groans*
marselinedion: you love me and you know it
noahiscool: *externally groans*
noahiscool: i think i'm going to go to bed
marselinedion: farewell, have loads of dreams about me, your new best friend
noahiscool: sure, now goodnight
marselinedion: :)
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The Mishaps of Internet Friendship (#Wattys2015)
Short Storythe endeavors of two teenage dorks who meet through the internet ... noahiscool: *internally groans* marselinedion: you love me and you know it noahiscool: *externally groans*
