The Mishaps of Internet Friendship (#Wattys2015)

chapter 4

noahiscool: my mom is starting to worry about me

noahiscool: she says that i'm just constantly on my laptop being antisocial

marselinedion: hello there noah

noahiscool: tell her i'm not being antisocial

marselinedion: ...

noahiscool: mArSeLinE

marselinedion: fine.

marselinedion: hello noah's mom! i can assure you that noah is being somewhat social. i also promise that he's not paying me to say this :)

noahiscool: thank you

marselinedion: you're welcome i guess???

noahiscool: i just realized something

marselinedion: and that would be...?

noahiscool: i have no idea what you look like

noahiscool: i've never seen you face

marselinedion: all true statements

noahiscool: you've seen mine

marselinedion: not really, your profile picture is really blurry

marselinedion: i mean your pixelated eyes are beautiful but

noahiscool: do you find it weird?

marselinedion: no, i'm sure your eyes are beautiful, pixelated or not

noahiscool: no, not that

noahiscool: that fact that we've never seen each other

noahiscool: yet we talk daily

marselinedion: nah

marselinedion: it doesn't matter whether i see you or not

marselinedion: you're still a dork either way

noahiscool: i could be a sexy vampire werewolf hybrid guy

noahiscool: and you'd never know

marselinedion: yeah but a dorky sexy vampire werewolf hybrid guy

noahiscool: you're good at this game

marselinedion: unlike the sexy vampire werewolf hybrid guy

noahiscool: i'll just stop trying now

marselinedion: you do that

noahiscool: you never told me about yourself

noahiscool: tell me about yourleg

noahiscool: *yourself

marselinedion: what do you want to know about

marselinedion: other than my leg

noahiscool: i don't know... like what's your favorite color

noahiscool: wait that's really lame

noahiscool: just tell me about yourself marseline i want to know things

marselinedion: um well my favorite color is green... but the dark green like evergreen trees kind and i play piano for my orchestra

marselinedion: i like cheesecake that's cut into tiny squares

marselinedion: that's basically me

noahiscool: well you sound absolutely wonderful

marselinedion: i detect a hint of sarcasm

noahiscool: only if you wanted to

noahiscool: you do sound cool though, honestly

noahiscool: change your screen name to marselineiscool

marselinedion: i draw the line there

marselinedion: gotta go, catch you later (alligator)

noahiscool: ...

noahiscool: in a while crocodile

marselinedion is offline