*one new message*
noahiscool: hi
marselinedion: hey there good lookin
noahiscool has left the conversation
marselinedion: well then
noahiscool: sorry I left earlier, had to find my hamster
marselinedion: is that a metaphor
marselinedion: anyway, I thought I had scared you off
noahiscool: well, that too, but you're the only one online right now
marselinedion: I feel so loved
noahiscool: so... what's up?
marselinedion: trying to finish my puzzle of a portrait of George Washington consisting over 1000 pieces, you?
....
marselinedion: I was kidding about the puzzle if it made you uncomfortable (not really)
marselinedion: hello?
noahiscool: sorry, was trying to google how long hamsters live
noahiscool: but anyway I'm doing nothing
marselinedion: I find that very hard to believe
noahiscool: I'm kind of boring actually
marselinedion: you're not boring
marselinedion: probably
noahiscool: you don't even know me
marselinedion: true... but you have a pet hamster and that's cool I think
noahiscool: thanks (???)
marselinedion: you're welcome
marselinedion: I have to go... talk to you tomorrow, new friend?
noahiscool: suree
marselinedion is offline
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The Mishaps of Internet Friendship (#Wattys2015)
Nouvellesthe endeavors of two teenage dorks who meet through the internet ... noahiscool: *internally groans* marselinedion: you love me and you know it noahiscool: *externally groans*