The Mishaps of Internet Friendship (#Wattys2015)

chapter 2

marselinedion: surprise

marselinedion: i'm back

marselinedion: be scared

noahiscool: hello marseline

marselinedion: woah there, already on first name basis?

noahiscool: it gives me hope that you're not a sixty year old man pretending to be a teenage girl

marselinedion: whatever floats your boat noahsaurus, i can assure you i'm not a sixty year old man

marselinedion: i'm actually seventy

noahiscool: haha

noahiscool: very funny

marselinedion: i know right, i'm hilarious

marselinedion: how's life?

noahiscool: boring actually

marselinedion: we've talked about this. you're not boring

noahiscool: you say that with very little evidence

marselinedion: i'm in the belief that no one's boring: we just have boring moments in our life, but that doesn't make us essentially boring

noahiscool: well then the first sixteen years of my life have been a very long boring moment

marselinedion: ...

marselinedion: i have no words

marselinedion: you're so deep

marselinedion: like the ocean ugh

marselinedion: help me i'm drowning in your poetic-ness

noahiscool: hilarious

marselinedion: as so i've heard

noahiscool: i actually just moved to this new place. it kinda sucks.

marselinedion: why? there's got to be some plus sides to it.

noahiscool: my mom's trying to get me to make friends

marselinedion: based on our previous interactions i can't see why

noahiscool: i'm just going to ignore that

noahiscool: but anyway i don't know it just sucks. plus there's shit ton of trees.

marselinedion: you say that like it's a bad thing. if anything you should be thanking those trees for i don't know... providing oxYgEn???

marselinedion: go make friends with one of those trees and then we'll talk

noahiscool: sure

marselinedion: i'm being serious

marselinedion: shoo

noahiscool: nature doesn't really like me

marselinedion: get a house plant?

noahiscool: I'll think about it

marselinedion: fine. pinky promise you'll do it.

noahiscool: i don't think it works that way

marselinedion: do it

marselinedion: c'mon

marselinedion: don't be a coward

marselinedion: life is finite, just buy a plant

noahiscool: fine fine

noahiscool: i 'pinky' promise

marselinedion: good boy

marselinedion: now i expect a plant to be in your room the next time i speak to you

marselinedion: I g2g (I used slang am I cool yet) goodnight noahsaurus

noahiscool: goodnight marseline (the answer is still no)

marselinedion is offline

noahiscool is offline