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Jokes and kisses

I got paid TWO DOLLAR (lies)
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Anti science was a messy person, to say the least. He often lied, said the weirdest things, and was by far one of the most annoying people boom had ever met.
The feel of his touch was bothersome (never mind how they even did it), the marriage and divorce was a wreck, and he acted like nothing was wrong.
God was he a loser. That smooth glass made, adorable jackass.
Not adorable.
That wasn't boom. He didn't think that.

She hadn't realized they were knocking on Antis door until the iron gates opened
"Yeah Boom? 'M binging SU again this better be good."
This sharp jackass
"You're gonna do something for me, mate."
"What's the magic word?? :3"
"Now, damn it."
"That's three!! ;0"
Boom shoved the Syringe to the side, smoke coming off of them at a rapid pace. AS follows behind as the explosion sat on the bed aggravated.
.
.
.
"If you wanted someone be in the same bed with you I'm honored but-"
"What was your first kiss like?"
The question caught AS off gaurd. They tensed up
"My first kiss was with my ex boyfriend and uh- it was an 'open' relationship. And I-" she rambled, filling the open void of air.
"It was my best friend, we were dared to."
AS shut them up, and boom nodded, taking note.
"Did you wanna be my second kiss. ;3"
"No" blunt as always, huh boom?
"Good because you wouldn't be."
Boom rolled their eyes, flicking anti on the head before leaving
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"Come ONNN!!! It's Hamilton!! We don't even have to kiss during the song!!"
"You were planning on a kiss scene?"
The two bickered? Argued? It was hard to tell if it was platonic or not. The needle thing clearly seemed to enjoy themself, but Boom did not.
He didn't know what Hamilton was.
She didn't want to know what it was.
They did want Anti out of their damn face.
"I'll do it if you shut up!!" Boom barked out, hoping that he would just be quiet.
...
By god, it worked. Anti science cohost had shut up. A wonder of objectkind.
"You're gonna Make good on your word, right?"
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They kissed.
It was a simple mistake. Karaoke night had been a blast. The Hamilton song came on and boom thought the kiss was supposed to happen.
Thoughts of THEM constantly flooded eir mind. It was sickening. Their lips were sickening. 

He wanted to kiss him again.
For research. To learn more about him, of course.
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"Anti."
"Boom! We need to-"
Another kiss. Their lips touched and the syringe started bubbling over. The flustered noises slowed down as he relaxed into the kiss. A soft pop sound was heard as they broke apart
.
.
.
"You really gotta start asking..before you do that..!"
He was flushed, a red tint overtaking him. Boom smiled, almost proud of herself. Finally, some power over him.
"That's all. Uhm. Bye."
"Wait WHA-"
Before Anti could say another word, they slammed the door shut and ran.
Purely for science.
Purely for control.
Maybe ei would bring roses next time. For the notes, of course.
It wasn't love.