(her 15th life)
Chiasa: I'm like a hamster.
Chuuya: What??
Chiasa: I die abruptly and tragically.
***
Chiasa: Why am I shaking??
Dazai: Your skeleton is about to hatch.
Chiasa: Of all answers...why that??
***
(1st life)
Dazai: That's what makes me love you
Chuuya:
Chiasa: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, EXPLICI-
***
Elise: what is Chuuya to you?
Chiasa: The reason I'm still sane.
***
The Man: hello chia-
Chiasa, hospitalized and on the good stuff: GET TO THE POINT
***
(Hospitalized and high on the good stuff again)
Chiasa: do you like lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, mlm, reincarnation, immortality, immortal x mortal, GILF, twink dragon, revenge, DEAD DOVE: DO NOT E-
Chuuya, horrified: WHAT
(I absolutely love Renheng and Xingyue)
***
Chuuya: breathes
Chuuya: I love you.
***
Chiasa meeting Fukuzawa: ...daddy?
Fukuzawa: I'm not your father.
Chiasa: Can you be my dad though??
(Fun fact: I believe the theory about Chuuya and Fukuzawa being related somehow. And I love this man...(NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE CHUUYA THOUGH)
***
Dazai: Giant.
(there's like only a 5cm difference bro- Ain't my fault you short.)
Chiasa: Twink.
***
(In Bar Lupin, Dark Era AU)
Oda: Chiasa, I heard you did well on the negotiations. Good job.
Chiasa playing with her drink's straw: Thanks dad.
Momentary silence and everyone staring at Chiasa
Chiasa: Why is everybody staring at me?
Ango: You just called Oda 'dad'.
Chiasa: No I didn't. Ango are you getting enough sleep? Why would I call Oda 'dad'?? Think about it-
Dazai: Don't try to gaslight your way out of this mess like you did with the negotiations. I recorded it-
***
Chiasa: I hate kids
Yuan:
Chiasa: Oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous baby
(I have this silly headcanon that yuan's not even a teenager yet because she's a lot shorter than Chuuya)
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