(her 15th life)
Chiasa: I'm like a hamster.
Chuuya: What??
Chiasa: I die abruptly and tragically.
***
Chiasa: Why am I shaking??
Dazai: Your skeleton is about to hatch.
Chiasa: Of all answers...why that??
***
(1st life)
Dazai: That's what makes me love you
Chuuya:
Chiasa: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, EXPLICI-
***
Elise: what is Chuuya to you?
Chiasa: The reason I'm still sane.
***
The Man: hello chia-
Chiasa, hospitalized and on the good stuff: GET TO THE POINT
***
(Hospitalized and high on the good stuff again)
Chiasa: do you like lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, mlm, reincarnation, immortality, immortal x mortal, GILF, twink dragon, revenge, DEAD DOVE: DO NOT E-
Chuuya, horrified: WHAT
(I absolutely love Renheng and Xingyue)
***
Chuuya: breathes
Chuuya: I love you.
***
Chiasa meeting Fukuzawa: ...daddy?
Fukuzawa: I'm not your father.
Chiasa: Can you be my dad though??
(Fun fact: I believe the theory about Chuuya and Fukuzawa being related somehow. And I love this man...(NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE CHUUYA THOUGH)
***
Dazai: Giant.
(there's like only a 5cm difference bro- Ain't my fault you short.)
Chiasa: Twink.
***
(In Bar Lupin, Dark Era AU)
Oda: Chiasa, I heard you did well on the negotiations. Good job.
Chiasa playing with her drink's straw: Thanks dad.
Momentary silence and everyone staring at Chiasa
Chiasa: Why is everybody staring at me?
Ango: You just called Oda 'dad'.
Chiasa: No I didn't. Ango are you getting enough sleep? Why would I call Oda 'dad'?? Think about it-
Dazai: Don't try to gaslight your way out of this mess like you did with the negotiations. I recorded it-
***
Chiasa: I hate kids
Yuan:
Chiasa: Oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous baby
(I have this silly headcanon that yuan's not even a teenager yet because she's a lot shorter than Chuuya)
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Would You Rather? BSD 15 X OC (Discontinued)
Fanfiction"How troublesome..." I started this book a while ago and I'm not satisfied. So I'm discontinuing this fanfic and am working on other interests Bungo stray dogs belong to it's own rightful owners. Chiasa Akane belongs to me.
