A baby by accident

Break up

The next morning, sanji woke up as usual. Went to the kitchen. Made breakfast. And they ate. Everything was casual except one thing.

Zoro wasn't there.

Sanji wanted to talk to zoro about it really badly, maybe it was all a misunderstanding.! But zoro didn't come out of his room at all. He even didn't even come to see their daughter or to eat. Sanji was starting to get very worried.

"Hey Nami-swan, can you check on zoro please? I'm kind of worried." Asked sanji.

"Ok, just so you know if you break up your DEAD." Glared nami. She went to zoros room and knocked.

"Who is it." Asked zoro coldly, but sad.

"It's nami zoro. Wake up! What the fuck are you even doing in there?! Just go kiss sanji and make up!" Yelled nami, annoyed.

Zoro didn't reply, so nami knocked louder. He didn't answer again so she knocked louder. And louder. And louder.

"LEAVE ME ALONE CANT YOU SEE IM UPSET?! ITS ALL MY FAULT AND HE WOULDNT JUST FORGIVE ME IF I JUST FUCKING KISS HIM!!" Yelled zoro from his room, crying. Nami didnt say anything as she left, kind of feeling bad.

"I heard him screaming.. what happened?" Asked sanji nervously.

"It's nothing... I didn't mean to annoy him. I think you should talk to him. He seems super upset." Said nami sadly.

Sanji just nodded quietly as he knocked on zoros door.

"Nami... I told you im NOT in the mood." Said zoro sadly.

"...it's sanji."

Sanji has heard a small gasp from zoros room as the door opened quietly. Sanji examined zoro. He looked very tired, he looks like he didn't get any sleep at all and he is very skinny. Sanji just couldn't stand seeing zoro suffering like this. He just went up to zoro and hugged him tight.

"Please don't suffer like this. I'm sorry, I was just very upset. Let's just talk about what REALLY happened." Said sanji as he saw tears form on zoros face. They both sat down in his room and zoro told him how he didn't want to have anything romantic with alio, that he just kissed him without saying anything. Sanji could see in his eyes that he wasn't lying, so he then kissed zoro hard, him missing the feeling. He hasn't felt 'love' in a long time, both of them, so they both cried a little as they kissed.

"Yay! Now propose or something because you can't fight anymore." Said nami, chuckling.

"LEAVE US ALONE NAMI!" Both yelled. Nami just put a smirk on her face as she closed the door.

They both were silent, looking into each others eyes with passion. Zoro just smirked as he kissed sanji passionately. It began to be more heated, as their tongues were almost one. Sanji moaned quietly as zoros hand went under sanjis shirt, touching his abs. Then zoro began-

"I know it's kind of well your thing, but you should get breakfast zoro. You must be starving!" Said chopper quietly as he left. Zoro just put on his shirt, annoyed that they got interrupted. Sanji just let's out a chuckle as they both went to the kitchen to eat.

As they finish eating, they went to their daughter, who was in robins room. They made sure to knock first, as they didn't want to catch her breast feeding her again. They find robin opening the door, with Zara in her arms. They take her to their arms as they went to their room with their daughter.

"You know, having a life with you marimo is probably the last thing I would imagine." Chuckled sanji.

"Yeah, but I was actually always homosexual. I was actually secretly trying to find someone in my taste. I actually laid my eyes on you but then I realised you were a jerk." Laughed zoro.

"Hey! I wasn't a jerk! You were!" Teased sanji.

They both laughed as they talked more about their past. Then they put Zara in her crib and went to bed.

"Wow.. your abs became...bigger." Observed sanji.

"Is that so eh? Maybe I just work out more." chuckled zoro. He did too notice his tiddies were bigger than before... maybe he just worked out too much.

                        (The next day)

Zoro woke up first. He went to shower, for once. He was washing his chest and then-

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Sanji woke up, startled. He heard zoro screaming, from the shower. He went to check on him and saw that there was white stuff on the shower floor.

"Are you cumming or something?" Teased sanji.

"What- no! That came out of my... TIDDIES!" Said zoro super confused.

Sanji just examined it. It was just white liquid. Almost like...

"Zoro! I know what going on..!" Said sanji.

"Huh? What?"

"I think that's milk." Laughed sanji.

"What?! But-"

"Since you were pregnant, I guess it makes sense." Said sanji.

"Oh. I guess. So... do I HAVE to breast feed?" Groaned zoro.

"It sounds weird but yes. Since that's what it's for." Said sanji.

"W-WHAT?- BAHAHHAHHAGA-"

They turned around. They saw NAMI at the bathroom door, laughing out loud. They turned around, startled.

"N-NAMI?! What are you doing here?! Y-you can't see me NAKED!" Yelled zoro as he took a towel and wrapped it around his wast.

"Don't worry... I have seen enough naked WOMEN in my life to not get startled..!" Laughed nami as zoro covered his face from embarrassment. Sanji just kicked nami out and laughed.

"I can't believe she saw that!" Laughed sanji as zoro blushed more. He is now scared nami will appear everywere. Sanji just laughed it of as they both got ready, feeling a little weird.

Sanji made breakfast as usual as zoro sat down. Everyone seems to glare at his tiddies, nami just laughed at the sight of everyone a little confused. Zoro just blushed as he covered his chest.

"Breakfast is ready!" Said sanji as he server everyone pancakes, and gave robin milk for the baby. They all sat down and talked.

"Hey zoro! Why is your chest so big now?" Asked Luffy as he devoured the pancakes. Everyone just froze, them having the same question. They can't just become 'bigger' in 1 day. They all just stared at zoro, showing they are interested to know. Zoro just covered his whole body, very embarrassed. Everyone has dropped the topic, since they see he is uncomfortable with it. Everything seemed to go smoothly until robin came out of her room with the baby.

"Um swordsman? I fed the baby milk but she doesn't want any. I tried even my breast milk, but she doesn't want any. And when I don't feed her she is crying because she is hungry." Said robin with crying zara in her arms. Zoro just blushed as he took the baby and sanji with him.

"What?" Asked sanji.

"You idiot! It's obvious she wants MY milk! How do I do that?" Asked zoro nervously.

"Just pretend it's me doing it. You seem normal when I do it." Said sanji as he took a sip of water. Zoro just blushed as he took of his shirt. He blushed as he took the baby and pressed her against his chest. He covered his chest and the baby with his shirt and peeped.

"OH SHIT THAT FEELS WEIRD." Said zoro as the baby began to drink. Sanji just laughed as he went back to the kitchen. Zoro came out after a few minutes, very embarrassed and with Zara, happily fed. They all quickly realised what was going on, of course except luffy and chopper. Zoro just sat back down, giving the baby to robin.

"You know, when she gets older I can't help you all the time right?" Said robin as she held the baby.

"Well of course it's just we are... dads." Said sanji trying not to feel startled by that statement.

They all ate and had a good time like always, and everything was the same. TOO same.

Hehehe I know I got you with that title 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭