Messages with "The one and Oni"

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7:45pm Saturday October 3rd

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7:45pm Saturday
October 3rd

You
Hey is This Itto?

Itto
YOU ACXUALLT EXTED ME
Heizou ows me 10 dolaers

You
Do you jus ignore the red lines
That pop up on your screen😭😭🗣️

Itto
I thougt tey were an opsion.

You
OPTION???
We gotta get you a dictionary bc
I had a stroke trying to read that

Itto
AYE AYE—Alphas have a
Way wih words

You
Do you just subconsciously
Refer to yourself as an alpha

Itto
Yup🗣️🗣️🗣️

You
Would you were galaxy pants

Itto
Well.
No.

You
Bud wanted to say yes😂😂

Itto
This is not Alpha behavior‼️

You
YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL BEHAVIOR??
AND NOT OPTION??

Itto
I used the voice thangy—🐺

You
You got me giggling rn bc Ik your being
Dead serious

Itto
Its just the way of the Alpha dawg🤷‍♂️🗣️

You
😭😭😭

Itto
Woops I left the stove on!

You
HUH???
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Message end

As you read the last message your new "friend" sent, you sigh about how unconventionally funny he was being dead serious.

You turn over in your bed and start watching a random romance drama that appeared in your Netflix recommendations.

GroupChat
"Statefarm"

Members
Y/n, Tighnari, Childe, Scaramouche, Lumine, Sara, Collei, Cyno, Kazuha

You
BRO THIS SHOW JUST MADE ME SO MAD

Lumine
What happened??

You
They broke up the main couple
And put the mc in an arranged marriage
LIKE WHAT???  YOUR 20  ?? JUST
LEAVE OR SOMETHING

Yoimiya
OMG IS THAT THE ONE
WITH THE CHEATING TROPE???

You
YES, "im so sorry I slept with your brother"
LIKE HUH??? THEN HE FORGIVES HER??

Lumine
No offense but That sounds weird

You
Tf you mean "No offense"
BE A PROUD HATER
I hate weird stuff like this it makes me click off

Scaramouche
You should click off of your life

You
Im sowwy fow pooting a  laxitive in yow cwofee🥺

Childe
Bro's still yapping abt that?

Kazuha
He's texting you guys from the toilet right now.

Childe
FRRRRR???

You
PUSHH PUSSHHHH

Y/n was removed from the Group chat

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