Chapter 11

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Bob drives towards a laser gate and parks beside a screen. It turns on and Edna and Silver see them.

Silver: "What brings you here, traitor?"

Edna: "Galbaki? Elastigirl's super suit is by Galbaki?! Explain yourself!"

Bob's tired face moves around while baby noises were heard.

Edna: "Oh my God. You're worse than I thought."

Bob: "It's the baby. I brought the baby."

Bob lowers his chair backward and shows Jack-Jack to them. He giggles.

Edna: "Hmm, highly unusual."

Silver: "Yeah it's not everyday folks bring their kids here. Alright come in."

The gates part and Bob drives up the hill to Edna's house. Later on, he walks down the hallway with the two.

Edna: "You look ghastly, Robert."

Bob: "I haven't been sleeping, I broke my daughter, they keep changing math, more and more people are staying overnight. we needed double-A batteries, but I got triple-A's, and now we still need double-A batteries. Put one red thing in a load of whites, and now everything's pink. And I think we need eggs."

Silver: "Welcome to Helen's world."

Edna: "Done properly, parenting is a heroic act, done properly."

Silver: "And looking at you right now, you're very far from that level."

Edna: "I am fortunate that it has never afflicted me. But you do not come to me for eggs and batteries, Robert. Silver and I design hero wear. And Elastigirl must have a new suit!"

Bob: "Actually it's Jack-Jack."

Edna: "You also wish a new suit for the baby?"

Silver: "I thought Helen said he didn't have powers."

Edna: "I would hardly classify this as an emergency."

Bob: "Well he's a special case worth studying."

Silver: "What are you trying to say?"

Bob: "If I could just leave him with you for..."

Edna: "Leave him? Here?!"

Silver: "Oh good luck convincing her to leave him."

Jack-Jack began chewing on Edna's robe, which she yanks away from him.

Silver: "Worst case, we can take him to Red's place and they..."

Bob: "Their house got destroyed and he is staying with me."

Silver: "Chuck and Bomb too."

Bob nods exhaustingly.

Silver: "Come to think of it, Red is not that great of a babysitter anyways, not since that one time."

Edna: "I am not a baby person, Robert. I have no baby facilities. I am an artist! I do not involve myself in the prosaic day to day to...day..."

Jack-Jack's nose got bigger and shaped itself similar to Edna's nose.

Silver: "Woah."

His eyes get bigger and short black hair comes out of his head. Now he matches Edna's facial features.

Silver: "Aww, how cute."

Edna: "Fascinating."

Jack-Jack laughs.

Edna: "Are you seeing this, Robert?"

Silver: "Ah he's probably seen it already."

Jack-Jack suddenly sneezes and launches upward to the ceiling.

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