Percy Jackson and heroes of olympus reacts

unstopable force meets immovable object

Well Fate stay night is owned by... hey what are you doing Gilgamesh. What? you want to do the disclaimer. Wait you cannot... you know what fine. ok. Here is the mic and just talk in there ok, just talk. I am getting a mead meanwhile. Yo celts i am getting drunk now!!

Ehem. Listen up mongrels! Fate stay night may belong to ufotable, type moon and aniplex. And Percy Jackson may belong to Rick Riordan but it is i, Gilgamesh, who still has access to all the treasures in the world. You don't believe it mongrels. You dare doubt the king!!! You are getting erased!! Hey! what?! Enkidu?!! What are you doing? I want to kill these mongrels for this insolence! "noise of gilgamesh being dragged of by his friend"

Well that was a thing "slurp". Anyway only the battle will be shown and a bit of what happened before as thois was simply a one sided slaughter.

"Well we are now going to see the power of a absolutely non serious Gilgamesh. Like this is still almost docile for him. After some time we will probably see him a bit more serious. Oh boy hope fully the ea restraints are better this time." said Knight. "Ea restraints?" asked Annbeth. "Don't ask. I still have pain from the last time i pulled on this clip." said Knight. And then he miracled Reyna and Hylla in the theatre.
"Huh where am i?"asked Hylla confused while Reyna had already greeted the two other demigods.

"Hazel and Frank already informed me of everything. So hold your money ready. I am ready for movie night." shouted Reyna and then explained everything to her sister with the help of Annabeth and Percy.

Annabeth then found, after their greeting, a little brown bear in the seat next to her. It had little necklace, a tiny little club on it's side and a bit of fur acting as a greek chiton. It was overall dangerously adorable.

"Hey Sea weed brain is that your teddy?" asked Annabeth confused. "No. It is not mine. Maybe it was left here or something." said Percy equally confused.

"It is also not mine." said Reyna. "Also not mine. I didn't slept with a teddy for years." said Hylla. "Well it looks really cute." said Annabeth before cuddeling it to her chest.

"Well i have set everything up and now... why do i smell wax for bows and fur." said Knight and then turned around to see the teddy in Annabeth arms close to her chest before "Kyaaa!!!" he groped her. "Annabeth!!" shouted Percy concerned before running to her. Percy already wanted to rip  the Teddy out of Annabeth but it then jumped onto Hylla who kicked him away with Knight catching it. "What was that?" asked Annabeth emberassed and shocked.

"You, Annabeth tabbed into the patented Orion grope trap. This little guy here is the womanizer Orion" said Knight. "I am not sorry." said Orion the teddy. "He is tiny!!!!" shouted everyone. "How can that be Orion!! I killed him!" shouted Reyna confused. "Well this theatre has a direct connection to Chaldea and various other places. This here is Orion. Another person has pressed herself onto the summon so he is now like this." answered Knight. "Wait why didn't you jump to me if you are a womanizer? I was closer" asked Reyna. "But your sister and Annabeth are way hotter." said Orion without regrett.

"Come here you little piece of shit!! I will pull a Octavian and rip out your damn fillings and read them like an augur!" shouted Reyna, taking Orion out of Knights hands and began to choke out Orion. "I take that as compliment." said Hylla trying to stay calm. "Well wise girl he has a good eye. After all you are the hottest girl i know." tried Percy to make her happy. "Thanks sea weed brain but i would more like if this pervert is gone." said Annabeth.

Suddenly grabbed Knight Orion from Reyna and threw him in the air where he was immeadetly pierced by hundreds of arrows before he was nailed to the wall. "Darling" growled Artemis before going to the teddy and brutally ripped him out of the arrow.